"Twilight, are you home?" A voice reminiscent of a young boy broke the silence of the library, making Twilight look up to the staircase to see her trusty baby dragon assistant and good friend, Spike descending downstairs. Danny was too indulged in the TV guide to have taken notice and was in the process of looking for the airtimes for He-Man and Magnum P.I. while Twilight greeted her little friend.

"Oh hello there, Spike!" Twilight waved happily at the baby dragon who returned the greeting with a smile before turning his head to see the human still scanning the TV guide.

"Uhh... Twilight, who's this big guy?" Spike asked.

"Oh, that's Danny! He's a human." Twilight retorted as she walked up to the human in question.

"Danny, I'd like you to meet--"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS BARNEY DOING HERE?!!" Danny immediately yelled out as his gaze turned to Spike who flinched in response, Twilight waved both her front hooves in a frenzy.

"Calm down, Danny! It's just Spike, my dragon assistant!" Twilight attempted in vain to calm the Tourette's stricken man down before he immediately stumbled out of his chair.

"O-OH SHIT!! PISS!" Danny cussed angrily.

"Danny! Are you alright?!" Twilight said in panic before straining to help him up with her magic, mainly because of his weight.

After that short episode, Danny glanced back at Spike who was still giving the confused stare. Twilight gave a sheepish grin before trotting between the human and the dragon.

"So Danny, this is Spike. My library assistant and friend, don't fret too much. He may be a dragon, but he doesn't pose a threat!" Twilight introduced Danny to Spike, their stares however showing no signs of faltering. That was when suddenly, the front door burst open and a blur of cyan whizzed inside.

"Yo, Twilight! I heard Lyra chatting with Bon Bon about this 'human' that came to Ponyville so I thought I'd come around to--" The blur which revealed to be a cyan winged pony, a Pegasus to be exact with frazzled hair that streaked in colours of the rainbow with matching tail along with the marking of a rainbow and a cloud on her flanks spoke with a boisterous tone before she became lost for words when her sight fell upon said human. The Pegasus retracted from her flying stance and landed on the floor while pulling an observant face at Danny whose expression only remained stoic for the current event.

"Hey, is this the one that Lyra was blabbering about?" The cyan pony asked Twilight who rolled her eyes before answering.

"Yes, Rainbow Dash. That's the human that arrived here to Ponyville. His name is Danny and he has a human syndrome called 'Tourette's'."

Rainbow Dash observant muzzle turned to that of confusion upon hearing the last word.

"What the heck is Tourette's?" Twilight was quick to answer that question.

"As I already addressed, It's a syndrome of some sorts. It makes the host do sporadic things out of their own control, usually making them say bad words." Twilight explained before Danny bellowed again.

"Remember that fat wrestler from the 1980's named Dusty Rhodes?"

Twilight, Rainbow and Spike all shook their heads.

"Man, he was a piece of shit!" Danny finished his remark.

It took a few seconds for Rainbow Dash to register what Danny actually had said, but remembering the obscenity he blurted out instantly had the Pegasus trying to stifle her giggle fit as best she could but in the end only burst out laughing hysterically until she was reduced to tears with Spike joining in after.

Twilight only looked at the still giggling two with a flustered expression before attempting to decipher what Danny was talking about with this 'Dusty Rhodes' person, perhaps another human from his world? Rainbow Dash and Spike wiped the tears from their eyes before standing back upright with intrigued smiles.

"Ha ha, wow Twilight! This Danny guy is a real clown!" Rainbow complimented before flying back up to have her line of eyesight meet Danny's.

"Anyways. Hey there, Danny! Name's Rainbow Dash, the one and only most awesome Pegasus besides Spitfire!" Rainbow boasted her greeting at Danny who simply shrugged. Rainbow turned to see the empty beer bottle on the floor and picked it up with a forehoof.

"Hey, Is Applejack shipping her apple cider in bottles now?" Rainbow Dash wondered while observing the dark brown stained glass container.

"Oh, Danny had that with him on the way here. He offered me a taste and I didn't really find the flavour appealing but it was a little refreshing." Twilight commented on the bottle before turning to Danny.

"What do they call that drink in the human world?" Twilight asked.

"Beer." Danny replied without giving any detail. Rainbow Dash cocked an eyebrow at this.

"Beer? Doesn't sound like a 'drink' name to me. What's in it?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Yeast, Wheat and Alcohol." Twilight replied, the last word confusing Rainbow Dash a little more.

"Alcohol? As in the hydroxyl-thingy stuff?" Rainbow pondered openly. The answer to that question would have to wait however as a piece of paper slipped under the front door. Twilight approached the paper, picked it up with a front hoof and read it before turning to Danny.

"It says to come to Sugarcube Corner as quickly as possible, and to take the new arrival with us. I think that means you, Danny." Twilight figured, pointing a hoof a Danny.

Several minutes or so passed when the four arrived at their destination, the location was home to a building decorated with sugary sweets and cake like décor almost as if it were something out of a certain fairy tale.

"Better hope a witch doesn't live here." Danny piped up.

"Why's that, Danny?" Twilight asked.

"Because I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!" Danny replied, making Rainbow Dash and Spike laugh their lungs out once again.

After the Pegasus and the baby dragon had their second giggle fit, Twilight pushed the door open a crack to peek inside before looking back at Danny with a smile on her muzzle.

"Wait here for a second, Danny. Rainbow Dash and Spike, come with me." Twilight lead the two in who started to chuckle as they got the idea.

Danny stood outside, still eyeing the sweet covered architecture while looking around to see the rest of Ponyville completely empty like it was some kind of ghost town before hearing Twilight's voice.

"Okay, Danny! Come in!" Danny opened the front door and was met with pitch black inside before slowly walking inside until his body was submerged in the house's atmosphere when all of a sudden...

"SUPRISE!!!" The interior was filled with light as a mob of ponies jumped from their hiding places with their hooves in the air, donning cheerful smiles. Danny jumped back in shock while clutching his chest.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" The pink mare from earlier recognised as Pinkie Pie bounced over to the bewildered Danny.

"It's a welcome party for you, silly!" Pinkie stood on her hind legs and placed her front hooves on Danny's chest. Danny calmed down and smirked, if it was a welcoming party just for him, how could he refuse?

"Alright, let's get this show on the road!" Rainbow Dash cheered before the ambience was filled with a blast of techno music and everyone was either jiving or helping themselves to the party edibles. Pinkie Pie grabbed Danny's hand with a front hoof and pulled him further into the crowd as he was greeted by Applejack.

"Howdy, Danny! Me and the apple family got some great apple snacks if you're up for a bite!" The cowpony called out, tipping her Stetson forward in respect for the new arrival.

"So whadda' ya think, Danny? What'cha gonna do first?" Pinkie asked with excited suspense.

"You got anything to drink?" Danny replied. Pinkie giggled in response.

"Of course we do, ya silly filly!" Pinkie Pie bounced over to a barrel that was laying on it's side and retrieved a wooden mug in the shape of a tankard before turning on the tap implanted into the barrel and let a liquid of a bright yellow colour flow into the cup before bouncing back to Danny and holding out the full tankard for him.

"Try this! It's Applejack's amazing apple cider!" Pinkie urged Danny, who took the tankard and looked at the contents before chugging it down.

"Damn, that's good shit! Fuck!" Danny yelled out with satisfaction.

"I knew you would like it!" Pinkie Pie giggled before looking back up at the human.

"Hey Mr. Danny, what does 'Fuck' mean?" Pinkie asked like a curious filly, Danny shrugged before Pinkie started again.

"Is it a secret word you say to someone, or is something you say when you feel happy? Or maybe it's... *Gasp!* Maybe if it means whatever I want!" Pinkie Pie assumed with her voice and expression growing with excitement before leaping into the air at Danny with her legs spread out.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Danny yelled out as Pinkie started to fall towards Danny with her hooves stretched out wide and the grin remaining on her muzzle before shouting:

"I'm going to fuck you!"

Danny was unprepared for the inevitable as Pinkie's body collided with Danny's just as her forehooves wrapped tightly around Danny in a big bear hug. Twilight heard the commotion and looked to see Pinkie cuddling a surprised Danny and d'awwed at the sight.

"Heehee! You're so big and cuddly like a teddy bear, Danny!" Pinkie chimed, making Danny look at her a bit of disgust.

"You said you were going 'fuck me'." Danny said, deadpan. Pinkie giggled and snorted.

"Of course! That meant I was going to 'hug you', silly! It's my welcome to Ponyville hug!" Pinkie tightened her grip around the overweight man before letting go and looking at another direction.

"Ooh! I should go and ask Applejack how well she's fucking her apples and ask Twilight to borrow a book to find some more amazing words! After all, she loves to fuck books!" Pinkie said before galloping to the cowpony. Danny only scratched his head in response and shrugged before walking over to the barrel to get a refill. Once the tankard was once again full to the brim with cider, Danny turned around to see another pony trotting over to him with a smile on her muzzle, a horn on her forehead like Twilight and Lyra. Her coat was pure white while her mane and tail were streaked with deep and light shades of blue frazzled like Rainbow Dash's but more spikier and straight. A black musical note could be seen on both her flanks along with her most iconic feature, a pair of purple lensed shades.

"He-heyyyyy! Here's the party guy! Never thought I'd be in a cool party with a creature not from here!" The pony greeted with a voice that sounded boyish and crazy. (Voice Reference)

"Danny." The human answered. The pony replied quickly, seemingly already catching on with what he was saying.

"And that's one cool name, Danny! Name's Vinyl Scratch, but everypony here know me as the amazing 'DJ-PON3'! So this Lyra pony told me you were some kind of creature called a human, am I right?" The pony addressed as Vinyl lowered her glasses with a hoof to reveal her magenta hue eyes.

Danny simply nodded, allowing Vinyl to speak up again.

"Soooooo... Must be pretty cool to have those things what she calls 'hands'!" Vinyl complimented Danny's arms before pointing at his neck.

"And what the hey is that thing on your neck?" Vinyl asked with a smirk.

"It's some fucking cast. Need it or else my neck will feel like it got crushed by Margaret Avery's tits." Danny said, Vinyl laughed at the response.

"Woah-ho! You really are a spicy talker with that tongue, aren't cha? Octy would flip her strings if she heard you're choice of vocabulary!" Vinyl Scratch chuckled at the thought of her sensible and reserved roommate flipping out should she hear Danny's vulgarity.

"Anyhoo, It was a crazy wubbin' honour to spice your party with some bass, Danny boy but I gotta keep the beats maintained! Here, let's hang out again sometime!" Vinyl said before handing Danny a card that had her address and patting him on the back. After parting ways with the equine DJ, Danny turned his attention back to the cider keg and went for a third refill.

Hours passed amongst the residents of Ponyville chatting it up with each other and helping themselves to some cake before it was time to wind down and everypony was now exiting Sugarcube corner for some shuteye while Pinkie Pie held the door open for them and exchanged farewells.

"Thanks for coming!" Pinkie cheered as the last pony walked out the front door, she closed the door and was now left with Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Spike along with two other ponies which consisted of an alabaster white horned pony with a curled lavender mane and three diamonds on her flanks and a Pegasus with a butter yellow coat and a long bright pink mane that hunger over one of her eyes, three pink butterflies on her flanks. Danny on the other hand was still at the barrel keg which was now empty at this point and was still holding the now empty tankard. He had taken up to 12 drinks of apple cider during the whole fiasco and appeared to have difficulty standing upright. Pinkie, Twilight, Rainbow, Spike, Applejack and the yellow Pegasus looked at him with concern while the white mare had a look of curiosity over seeing the human up close.

"Danny, ...are you feeling okay?" Rainbow Dash said, Danny's response was poured into a more slurred tone.

"We're gonna be out of the butt, and into the fuck... If we don't come up with that 36 dollars." Danny managed to say before the apple cider took it's toll and he collapsed onto the floor, eliciting gasps of shock from his watchers.

Author's Note

Yeah, I couldn't resist doing a 'Pinkie Pie learns a new word' reference. Kudos to Kickass222urmom.