Tourette's Guy Goes to Equestria

"Is he going to be okay?"

"I don't know, only time will tell."

"I hope the poor thing's alright..."

Danny could hear voices amidst his sleep, the last thing he remembered was seeing six ponies looking at him before his face met the floor. He could make out two of the voices as Pinkie Pie and Twilight but could not recognise the last one which had a vocal exterior of a shy hushed girl, Danny blinked several times when a glare of light hit his eyes in order to adjust to the bright vision after being out cold for god knows how long.

"Oh! He's waking up!" Another voice chimed out, having the tone of a reserved female, sounding almost British. Danny massaged his faces and eyes to clean out the sleep dust and help with the bright sight before speaking out in his normal hoarse voice.

"Where's my fucking glasses?" Twilight picked up on this and retrieved Danny's pair of glasses from a counter before replacing them on Danny's face who immediately backed up when his sight finally cleared to see six equines all looking down at him.

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Danny burst out, flailing his arms around for defence.

"Woah, woah Danny! Take it easy, It's just us!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed to reassure the panicked human who soon calmed down and got a better view of the alabaster white unicorn and the yellow Pegasus while realising he was back at the library.

"Eep!" The yellow Pegasus squeaked in fear while the white unicorn looked at Danny with an unamused face from his vulgar remark.

"Well, that's certainly not a grown up way to greet someone!" The alabaster unicorn spat with a huff before Twilight walked over to her.

"He has Tourette's, Rarity. It's not really his fault." Twilight said before whispering the definition in Rarity's ear who then gave an apologetic grin.

"Oh goodness, I do apologise for my obliviousness, dear!" Rarity stammered.

"The poor thing..." The shy pony whispered out with a more sympathetic expression.

"Ya think ya good to stand up, Danny?" Applejack asked with a little bit of concern. It took some effort, but Danny was able to regain feeling in his legs as he stood tall above the six equines. Rarity and the yellow Pegasus both had their mouths agape once they saw the actualy height of him.

"Oh my..." The shy pony could only say.

"Yeah you get used to it, Fluttershy." Rainbow assured the other Pegasus known as 'Fluttershy'.

"Oh, Danny. I'm so glad you're okay!" Pinkie Pie bounced up and wrapped her front hooves around Danny with a tear in her eye. After releasing Danny from her hug, Pinkie jumped back down when Rarity put a hoof to her chin and gave a look of disapproval.

"I apologise for saying this... But darling, that apparel isn't suited for a creature like you." Rarity gave her honest review of Danny's current attire which still consisted of the blue tony tiger and light brown shorts with white socks and shoes which only made Danny scowl in annoyance.

"Umm... Mr. Danny, who is that on your shirt... If you don't mind me asking?" Fluttershy asked nervously while Rainbow Dash trotted into the kitchen and retrieved a can of soda from the fridge, offering it to Danny to get him refreshed.

"Last time I gave a shit, I got fucked!" Danny replied before pulling the can tab at the top, only to be met by a large spray of bubbles from the can that squirted all over him and his shirt.

"OH SHIT!! AH FUCK!!!" Danny managed to yell out through the whole ordeal until the ongoing spray of soda finally faltered to a stop. Danny analysed his now damp shirt in irritancy before Twilight piped up.

"Do you want me to get you a towel, Danny?" Twilight asked, concerned with Danny's current state.

"FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!" Danny screamed in rage, making the others jump back. Fluttershy yelped and hid behind Rainbow Dash, quivering from the rampant human.

Minutes later, Danny was in the bathroom shower upstairs to wash off the rest of the carbonated suds while Rarity took the clothes and wrapped them up for washing before approaching the group of ponies to further discuss about Danny.

"So what I believe is that this Mr. Danny is a human, correct?" Rarity was the first to begin the horde of questions about said person.

"You... BITCH!!" The ponies heard Danny from the bathroom giving more outbursts during the discussion.

"Yes. Unfortunately, none of us have an idea of how he came to Equestria." Twilight admitted.

"Oh shit!!"

"Then we should ask him that once he finishes his shower!" Rainbow Dash encouraged, the other ponies nodded in agreement.

"You... FAGGOT!!"

"I wonder what else he does in the human world, other than fucking apple cider!" Pinkie chimed in, the other ponies gasped in horror.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie! Where do you get the amusement of using such language?!" Rarity yelled at the party pony in a scolding tone, making Pinkie flinch back.

"Huh? All I said was that Danny likes drinking apple cider!" Pinkie defended.

"No! You clearly said that word!" Rarity countered, keeping her glare in check.

"What, 'Fuck'?" Pinkie asked before Rarity yelled again.

"YES! That word!!" Pinkie was starting to grow more intimidated and scared with Rarity's attitude.

"B-but if Danny can say it, then why can't I?" Pinkie Pie complained.

"Because he has Tourette's, Pinkie! That doesn't mean you have to say it as well!" Twilight retorted.

"Why?! I thought it could mean whatever I wanted!" Pinkie replied. Twilight and Rarity facehoofed before giving Pinkie a small pep talk on what the word 'actually meant'. Pinkie gasped in horror before clamping her front hooves to her mouth, she ran off into the kitchen and retrieved a bottle of dish soap from a cabinet and sprayed it into her mouth until she started gagging from the atrocious taste.

"Bad mouth! Bad mouth!" Pinkie exclaimed through gags with the other ponies watching on in astonishment with the exception of Rainbow Dash who was on the floor laughing through the whole episode.

"Head and Shoulders, my ASS!!" Danny was heard once more from the bathroom.

After the shower, Rarity returned Danny his now clean clothes as he sat back down on a wooden chair when Twilight came up to him.

"So Danny... We were just talking about you while you were in the shower and we had to ask. How did you end up here in Equestria?"

For a long time in a while, Danny was put into deep thought about how he would explain his entry to this world. Only problem was, that they would probably think he was crazy if he actually told them he came here with some magic broken toaster. So instead, he decided to use one of his stories in an interview he was given when he was back in the human world.

"I walked in someplace to pick up my fucking glasses, and I couldn't stop calling people dicks!" Twilight nodded before asking another question.

"So did these 'people' do anything to you?"

"Yeah! They kicked me out, and the manager called me a dumbass! Like he's my dad and shit!" Danny finished before scratching at his crotch for no primal reason.

Twilight was about to press even more when Applejack piped up.

"Sorry, Twi. Ah'd love to talk more with you and Danny, but ah gotta get back to Sweet Apple Acres for work! Ah'll see ya soon, everypony!"

"I should probably go too. I should conjure up some ideas for clothing for our human friend here." Rarity said, referring to Danny.

"I... don't mean to be a bother, but Angel is probably waiting for me... So, I'll see you later... If that's okay with you..."

After the three ponies took their leave with Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie left with Danny, Pinkie turned back to Danny.

"Hey Danny. Ya got somewhere to go?" Pinkie asked.

"Hell if I know." Danny retorted. The three figured that since Danny was only knew in Equestria, he would have nowhere to go to. So Pinkie Pie offered to let Danny stay with her at Sugarcube Corner, but of course, Danny was reluctant at first because of the pink mare's sporadic behaviour.

"Oh please, Danny! It'll be more funner with you around, It's the least I could do after you enjoyed your party the other night. Please? Pleeeeeeeease?" Pinkie was on her hind knees practically begging Danny to bunk with her at the bakery. Having nowhere else to go, Danny finally gave in.

"Oh, what the hell. I guess so." Danny caved, Pinkie Pie bounced and giggled in delight.

"Yay yay yay!! It'll be so much fun with you baking with me, Danny! We'll bake cookies, we have cool sleepovers and we'll have so many parties!" Pinkie exclaimed, still jumping up and down as usual.

"Calm down, calm down. Don't get a big DICK!!" Danny blurted out in attempts to have Pinkie refrain her bouncing.

Twilight widened her eyes at the unexpected yell while Rainbow Dash once again had her lungs running dry from the vulgar sentence.