Tourette's Guy Goes to Equestria

Danny found himself outside in Ponyville once again after being politely excused by Pinkie Pie so he could let his hands recover from the horrible 1st degree burns he received from trying to take the cupcakes out back at Sugarcube Corner. He could only scowl at the sight before him as it reminded him of one nagging thought: Where was he going to find a TV? Sugarcube Corner of course didn't have one due to the fact that Pinkie was always working there and that the Cakes had two foal offspring to care for. Which no other idea of what to do next, Danny trudged on forward in order to try and locate a pony who had a TV at all. As you would expect, Ponyville was busting with life as other citizen ponies were talking to each other, shopping at small markets or even playing. Danny took no notice of the curious stares most of them gave him the minute he set foot into their field of vision.

Danny felt like he had been walking for hours when it was really just a few minutes when he turned to find that he had passed through the whole of Ponyville was now facing a dirt path that lead to a large building in the distance. Said building had a small bell tower at the roof and was accompanied by a tall red flag post and a wide signpost that had a picture of an open green book. To the buildings left was what appeared to be a playground of some sorts that was full with smaller ponies, their chattering and laughter could be almost heard from where Danny was standing. Out of curiosity, Danny approached the building.

The sounds of children playing grew louder until Danny was just outside the front entrance, he looked at the playground to see smaller ponies of different colours which were no doubt fillies and colts. Among the crowd, Danny could see three familiar fillies, who appeared to be glaring two other fillies, one was light pink with a curled mane of purple and white that donned a tiara, her flanks having a tattoo of a tiara as well. The other had a grey coat with a mane of lighter grey and white, her flanks having a tattoo of a fancy spoon made from silver. Like Danny, she had glasses as well. From the distance he was standing, Danny could hear them arguing.

"Ah' don't care if your so rich! What did we ever do to ya to get this kind of treatment!" The yellow filly, Applebloom yelled out.

"Oh, that's easy! You were born as blank flanks!" The pink filly insulted, making the opposing three fillies deepen their glare.

Danny walked over to the fighting 5 fillies to see if it would escalate in a thrashing of hooves, as he did however, the pink filly turned her head and looked up at the human before giving a smug glare.

"And what are you supposed to be?! Some kind of two legged fat alien!" Danny scowled upon hearing the word 'fat' used on him unnecessarily.

"I'm not the one with the bitchy attitude!" Danny retorted.

"What is that supposed to mean?!" The tiara filly questioned.

"You're a faggot!" Danny spat out at the filly who felt even more insulted.

"Wait! It's you!" Sweetie Belle pointed a hoof at Danny in awe while Scootaloo and Applebloom were mentally rooting for him. The grey filly on the other hand was starting to get nervous with every second of watching the tall human.

"Um... Diamond Tiara, maybe we should just go." The grey filly stammered with fear, Diamond Tiara scoffed the filly.

"Geez Silver! When has something like a giant overweight alien scared you before?!" Diamond said with a scowl.

That finally set Danny off, the rage boiling inside of him along with his Tourette's. Before he did the inevitable, he gave one last message to Diamond Tiara.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Diamond Tiara was too late too apprehend what Danny was going to do next when she suddenly felt a painful brute force against her stomach while feeling the wind push against her as if she had just been thrown, or in this case: kicked. Diamond's stomach pain was countered with a back pain when she hit the ground, she gripped her stomach with her hooves in pain hoping that she hadn't received any broken ribs. She looked back at Danny, the grey filly known as Silver (Spoon), Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and lastly Danny who were now several metres a away from her. Danny bent down for a few seconds before holding what looked like a shoe in his hand.

"I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!"

Danny lobbed the piece footwear straight at Diamond as it made sharp contact with her muzzle and bounced off, her front hooves were now on her injured nose as she wailed in pain. Diamond Tiara slowly pulled her hooves away to look at her nose to find blood leaking out of the nostrils, through strained tears, she glared back at Danny while Silver Spoon looked at Danny with shock.

"You horrible meanie, you broke my nose! I'm telling Ms. Cheerilee!" Diamond screamed before getting back on all fours and running off into the building with pained tears in her eyes. Silver Spoon watched her beaten friend retreat before looking back at Danny who only gave a scowl, making her yell out.

"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!" Silver Spoon yelled before running away in fear after Diamond Tiara. Danny finally calmed down and looked at the three fillies who had faces of amazement.

"That... was so... awesome!" Scootaloo squeaked, the other two agreed before they all applauded Danny for giving that spoilt, sadistic little cunt what she deserved.

"You said your name was Danny when Twilight met you the other day, right?" Sweetie Belle asked, Danny simply nodded.

"Well it's mighty great to meet ya, Danny! Ah'm Applejack's sister, Applebloom! This is Scootaloo and this is Sweetie Belle, and together we make..." Applebloom introduced her and the other two to Danny before they all cheered in unison.

"The Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Danny raised his eyebrows.

"We are on a quest... to find out about our true talents and get out Cutie Marks!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed, Danny was starting to somewhat get the idea.

"You mean those tattoos I've been seeing on their asses?" Danny asked, this made the crusader laugh.

"Yes, but they're Cutie Marks, not tattoo's!" Scootaloo laughed.

"Hey! I just thought of something! Since you helped us from Diamond Tiara, how about we do something for you!" Sweetie Belle conjured up her idea.

"Just find me a TV or something." Danny shrugged.

"Okay! Cutie Mark Crusader TV Locaters!" The three fillies chimed before exchanging farewells with their perhaps new human friend. Danny scratched his head before turning around, exiting the playground to explore more of this crazy colourful world.