Just your classic mentally unstable and crude brony being sent to Equestria

One sunny afternoon, a creep stalks me. There's not much I can do, and what I can is just too much work.
Oh, but call the authorities!
Like I said, it's too much work. And the creep turns out to be an all-powerful god that still creeps. And seems to be some kind of brony, so it's not all bad. Just mostly. The day goes on and shit happens.

Gonna try to stay canon here.
Title is a WIP, just like the description
Rated maybe Teen? for extremely crude humor, sexual innuendos, and other bad stuff.
Part of the Chess Game of the Gods multiverse created by Rust and expanded upon by others. Thanks go to BlackWing for letting me join in on the fun and provision of a large amount of greatly needed writing advice.

DISCLAIMER: This story is purely a work of fiction. All people, places, and events do not represent the real thing. Anything that does become true or resembling truth is purely coincidental.