It's Not About Winning. It's About the Body Count.

'I hate stone. If I never see another statue ever again, it'll be too soon.' I though as I waited for something to happen.

'Relax Gat. It's not like you're going anywhere.' said the most annoying creature in the universe ^Oh how you wound me.^

'Like you have room to talk. You're just as stoned as I am!'

'As much as I love your puns, I have a get out of statue free card coming.'

'What?'

What appeared to be a class of small ponies appears from around the corner and the seem to be on a field trip. Though three of them look like they're fighting over something. They stop in front of Discord first.

"Now this is a really interesting statue." the only adult motions to Discord. "What do you notice about it?"

"It's got an eagle claw!" said the yellow earth pony in a southern accent.

"And a lion paw!" said the orange pegasus.

"And a snake tail!" said the white unicorn.

The teacher starts talking again "This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony, and a body made up of all sorts of things."

'I'm so sure about that first part.'

"What do you suppose that represents?" said the teacher.

"Confusion!" said Yellow.

"Evil!" said White.

"Chaos!" said Orange.

'She's got you pinned there.'

"It's not chaos you dodo." said White.

"Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of, and it is to chaos!" said Orange.

"Is not!"

"You're both wrong." said Yellow as she jumped on the other twos' heads. They then started fighting.

'This would be incredibly cute if the weren't really fighting.'

The teacher walks over to them "Actually in a way you're all right."

The kids stop fighting.

"This statue represents discord, which means: a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well, that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it."

The other children laugh at them.

"Now let's go, and I don't want anymore fighting."

They move on to me.

"Now what do you think this one represents?" she says as she motions to me.

"I don't know. But whatever it is, it sure is ugly." says Orange.

'You little bitch!'

"This statue represents madness. It's said that long ago, this creature could summons demons and rain down terror from the skies." says the teacher.

'My reputation proceeds me.'

"Come along now class." the class leaves around the bend.

Suddenly, I hear a cracking sound to my left. There's an explosion, and then I hear Discord's signature laugh.

"Well my stoned friend I've got some chaos to cause." he disappears in a flash.

'And I've got a world to rule'

I love this stone. It completely isolates me from the world. Thanks to that, I've been able to gather all the power I need completely undetected.

My stone prison shatters and I'm free.

"I'm finally back bitches." I start to stretch 1000 years can give you such a crick in the neck.

Suddenly rounds the corner and sees me. Before he can do anything I pop a cap in his head. He falls to the ground blood pouring from his new complimentary nose. But something's wrong.

"Where's the second boom?"

I pull out my phone and check my upgrades.

"Are you fucking shitting me? I'm back at square one!?" I groan in anger and go to find more guards to kill. got to let of steam some how.

The world will know that I'm here to stay.