It's Not About Winning. It's About the Body Count.

It was a beautiful, normal day in Ponyville, emphasis on was. The entire town went to shit. It was raining chocolate milk from cotton candy clouds, animals looked like botched Frankenstein experiment. It was general chaos ^Chaos is what I do.^ Shut up! this is my story and I'm going to tell it!

After she helped resolve a dispute involving cotton candy clouds, popcorn, and the previously mentioned Frankenstein animals (your average bar joke), Twilight received a letter Sunbutt, *holy sun glare* Are you going to keep doing that all day? Sheesh, calm down. Twilight received a letter from Celestia that said she needed Twilight and the other elements of harmony's presences in Canterlot immediately.

*lazy fade transition*

Celestia was waiting in the main hall as she waited for the mane six. Suddenly the doors open and the said ponies burst inside.

"We came as fast as we could." Twilight said with urgency.

"Thank you twilight. Thank you all." Celestia said, never losing her cool demeanor.

"Is this about the weather!? And the animals' weird behavior!? What's happening out there?! Why isn't my magic working!? Is there-"

Celestia holds up a hoof to stop Twilight's rambling. ^I wasn't rambling!^, yes you were, now shut up. and it seems to work.

"Follow me."

*another fade*

"I have called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I though I had defeated long ago has returned." Celestia said in a serious tone

Fluttershy pauses to look at a painted glass window.

"His name, is Discord."

Fluttershy squeaks in fear.

"So you want us ta' use the elements and defeat him?" asked Applejack.

"No, he isn't important."

"WHAT?!" *screamed the ponies*

"Not important? But he's cause chaos all around Equestria! How is he not important?" asked Rarity with a bit of whine.

"He'll be dealt with in time. You need only worry about his interference."

"Then what did you call us here for?" asked Rainbow Dash, a bit miffed that she had to stop practicing for a false alarm.

"I called you here because you'll be facing a creature far more dangerous."

"More dangerous than Discord?" Fluttershy squeaked, not liking where this was going.

"Twilight, do you recognize this statue?" asked Celestia as she summons a picture of a strange bipedal creature.

"That's one of the statues in the Canterlot gardens. It's supposed to represent madness." Twilight said.

Celestia nods. "His name is Johnny Gat. He killed millions in his quest for power, and he had unbelievable abilities."

"If he's so dangerous, why didn't you just kill him?" Twilight said. She then covered her mouth with her hoof as the other gawk at her. 'Where'd that come from?'

"It's just as I feared. Twilight, you need to think very carefully from now on or else his madness will take you."

"What are you talking about? What's happening?" asked Rarity.

"Johnny has an aura of madness. His very presence in our world causes sapient life to become more violent and vulgar. We must hurry."

Celestia walks over to the vault and unlocks it. She brings out the box and opens it to reveal, nothing. Everyone gasps as Celestia drops the box to the ground.

"That's not possible! only I can break that seal. This doesn't make any sense."

Suddenly laughter reverberates through the hall.

"Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"

"DISCORD! You know as well as I that this isn't the time for your games!" Celestia said in a mixture of frustration and anger.

"I missed you too."

One of the glass pains of Discord comes to life.

"Enough Discord! Where are the elements of harmony!?"

"I'm keeping them."

"WHAT!?"

"I can't trust you with them. What with our old friend running about."

"Only the elements can defeat him."

"I suppose you're right. Tell you what: If you can find the elements or show me that you've capture Gat, then I'll let you have you're elements back. But until then, I think I'll have a bit of fun." Discord puts the picture back in place and it stops moving in a flash, signaling his departure.