*tink tink* "Is this thing on?" "Yes." "Okay. So…"
I'm Johnny Gat now. I'm also in a land of magic prissy bubblegum ponies. So life sucks right now. On the upside at least there are thing other than ponies here too, so that's good. None of these ponies know how to have a good time though. I guess I'll just have to liven things up a bit.

[spoiler]This story is a crossover with Saint's row 1, 2, 3, 4, and Gat Out of Hell. All properties belong to their respective owners. Sex tag added for suggestive themes (and possibly actual sex). Tags to be updated as I can remember them. All tags are subject to change. This story is open to crossover. constructive criticism appreciated. Empty hate is advised to be discouraged with extreme prejudice.[/spoiler]