Not Your Typical Monster

     The blue blur happened to be a mare, one that registered as cute. If I start thinking all cutesy, I might just attack the princess so she can vaporize me or whatever.

     "Wow, ya must have one hard head!" Applejack, if you knew how hard we wouldn't be talking.

     "Yep, she didn't stand a chance." I said.

     The mare in question was unconscious after that little collision with my face. She definitely didn't win at headbutt. I finally hurt somebo-pony and it was accidental, dammit.

     "Who are you?" Asked a lavender coat mare with a pink and dark blue mane who sat at a desk in the corner.

     "That's the grumpy stallion I met today that I forgot to name. What is it?" Oh great she's here.

     "My name is Viral Anomaly. You should slow down your speech." I said.

     "OK, you need to leave, I'm setting up your welcome party." She said extra slowly and drawn out.

     "I don't like social events, I probably won't go." I said.

     "My name is Twilight Sparkle, just so you know." Said the lavender mare.

     "You need a party or you won't know anyone." Said Pinkie.

     "How about something small, like ten pe-ponies." I said.

     "Okie dokie lokie, I'll just get my friends bye." She said and then jumped into the cabinet.

     "Why did she-"

     "Don't question it." Said Twilight.

     "OK"I said.

     "Pinkie forgot we where planning a sleepover tonight, just great." Said Twilight

     "Wha...what happened?" Oh look who's awake.

     "Well, welcome to the land kg the living." I said smugly. I am going to enjoy gloating.

     She looked up and saw me giving her a smug smile.

     "What happened?" She asked alot more serious this time.

     "Ya slammed into this feller at top speed and got knocked out." Stated Applejack.

     "What?! No way?."

     "I still don't understand how you didn't even flinch to that?" Damn you Twilight, don't question it.

     "I've done worse, plus I'm pretty hard headed."

     "We're here!" Oh shit!

     "Oh shit!"