Not Your Typical Monster

     I waited until everypony in the house passed out, then I made my exit. Foolish that they wouldn't check on their suspicious monster. I walked right past them to the door, thinking about the advantages of living in a tree.

     "Don't touch...my...cider."said a drowsy voice I recognized as Rainbow Dash. Thank god she is still asleep.

     I walked out to the street, looking for back alleys. I need biomass, it turns out being killed takes alot out of you. I spied one near a store called....What the fuck! Quills and Sofas! How is that place still alive. Fuck I'll call it magic.

     I walked past the ally and heard someone yell, "help, I lost my necklace!" Allow me to help, with my claws!

     "Hello ma'am. What's the problem?" I ask as I approach her.

     "I lost my necklace, my father gave it to me. Can you help me?"she looks sincere but I can see the necklace easily, it's on top of a trashcan plus she seems to glance at it when she thinks I'm not looking. I know your game.

     "I got it!"I exclaim, already knowing my reward.

     "I think that deserves a reward, big boy."she said with bedroom eyes.

     She pushes you down on your ass leaning against a wall. She walks over to you, swaying her hips. It's for naught as right when she is in front of you a stallion jumps around the corner, crossbow tucked into his wing.

     *ping**swish**Thunk*

     "Good job, barbell, you killed him."the mare said over her shoulder to the yellow, muscular stallion.

     They both seem you dead and begin to search for bits. After a while they both give up.

     "I thought you said he was rich?"the stallion says.

     "Loom how clean he is, and he came out of the library. He obviously has connections."she shot back.

     "We killed some useless stallion dammit!"he shouts. OK this has gone on long enough.

     "Ahem!"I shout. "One does not simply kill a Blacklight." Turns out ponies can't do that meme, no hands.

     "What!" They both turn obviously terrified.

     I jumped up and kicked the mare into the wall at the back of the alley to prevent her from escaping, while using her as a platform to tear into the stallion with my claws.

    "Monster!"the mare shouts as she watches me consume the stallion.

    "I'm not your typical Monster, I'm a Blacklight."I consumed her too. Then I began to modify her DNA to look similar to my male form. I made her coat black though. I am in need of a new disguise.