Author's Note

Me: Now, I did tell everyone that the Theme Song title will most likely have a connection with the story, right?
Conscience: s=/ Um... I think so...
Me: Oh, okay, good.

Alright then, we have more than just my character tag today. But I won't show them in the Author's Note.
...Only mine.

"Nine, plus ten, equals 910!" XD

Mr. Original’s Dictionary
Original Edition

Explosive Intro
/ikˈsplōsiv intrō/
n.

-when James/Conscience makes their appearance by Exploding into view

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Facewhip
/fās'(h)wip/
vb.

-when one facepalms so hard that it sounds like a whip

Twilight and Applejack walked down the dirt path of Sweet Apple acres, two baskets hanging the from their backs. On top of Twilight's back was Spike, who was searching through the apples in one of her baskets, and throwing out certain ones.

"Nope. Nope...," he threw out another apple.

While he was doing that, Applejack spoke up. "Thank ya kindly, Twilight, for helping me out. Ah bet Big Macintosh Ah could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If Ah win, he's gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one of Granny's girdles," she chuckled.

"No problem at all, Applejack," Twilight smiled at her. "I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry."

"I know, right?" Spike agreed as he recklessly threw an apple behind him, hitting Twilight on the head. He smiled nervously as Twilight deadpanned at him.

"Ooh-wee, Spike. You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked."

"Exactly. You two are taking so long, I missed snack-time," Spike responded. As if on cue, Twilight's stomach grumbled.

She laughed nervously, "Eh, I guess we better get some food." She then looked around in confusion as the rumbling continued. She knew it wasn't coming from her stomach. The sound seemed to come from everywhere at once. Spike heard it too. Along with Applejack, who was about to question it, when a voice loudly rang out.

"THIS IS JAAAY!"

Everyone jumped, startled, when a pillar-shaped explosion suddenly occurred a good five yards away. The explosion dissipated as quickly as it happened. And left in it's wake was the one, the only, the Third-- James. Dramatically epic music played as he took off his sunglasses.
No sooner did he do that did his state of mind make himself known.

"See, I told you different doors lead to different areas," Conscience said to James from behind him.

"I agreed with you," James glared at him. "Let's just hope our neighbor's door is still locked."

"James!" Twilight beamed.

James was taken aback and nearly stumbled when she ran up to him (causing Spike to fall off) and hugged him. "Well, It's good to see someone missed me," James smiled in amusement as he returned the hug.

KLPOW!

Conscience was suddenly in front of Spike, who was picking himself up. "Spike. How's my favorite dragon?"

"Hey, Conscience! Not doing too bad," Spike smiled as he fist pumped Conscience.

"Applejack," James nodded as he walked over to her, Twilight following behind.

"Howdy, partner. How's it been?" Applejack greeted.

"Meh," James shrugged. "Well, it's been a rather fuzzy week. I've been doing my thing, Conscience's been giving me a hard time, he kicked my ass, I kicked his ass... usual stuff."

"Um, yeah, that's great sugarcube," Applejack sounded slightly uneasy.

"It's great to see you again," Twilight said happily.

"Well I'm glad, because I happened to bring company this time," James held his hands behind his back.

"What do you mean?" Spike asked.

Just then, they heard a whistling sound as if something was falling. They barely had a chance to look up before a figure suddenly impacted the ground with its feet (and hands for balance), causing it to shake for a second, and causing the ponies to stumble. As it stood up, Twilight realized that it looked a lot like James. Though it had a white hat and shirt, and dark grey overalls, as well as the letters 'AM' on the hat.

As it exchanged a glance with James, another figure appeared from the sky. It seemed to be flipping at a very fast rate. Once it floated down only a couple yards from the ground, it stopped spinning and landed. This one had a white hat and shirt like the other one. However, it had black overalls and an 'A' on the hat. While the first one was James's height, this one was a few inches shorter.

The next one came down, spinning his legs around like he was a helicopter. This one had a little more color: blue hat and shirt, and red overalls, and 'BS' on the hat. Like the previous one, he was a little shorter than James.

His eyes widened when he saw Twilight, Applejack, and Spike. He was going to say something, but James pointed at him and shook his head as he gave him a death glare.

Just then, everyone heard music.

As the music got closer, another one came riding down on what looked like a large cat with a strawberry Pop Tart for a body. As the cat hovered a few feet above the ground, it jumped off. Afterward, the cat took back to the sky, a rainbow trail in its wake. The music faded away as it left. This one had a black hat and shirt like James, but had red overalls like the last one. He was taller than the last two, the same height as James. Where the letter on everyone's hat was black, this one had a red letter on his: the letter 'X.'

As soon as the music was out of earshot, a voice was getting closer from above. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--!!”

CRASH!

Another one painfully plummeted to the ground, head-first. It cursed under it's breath before shooting up. "I'm okay!" This one had a red letter like the last one on his hat: an 'S.' He was also one of the shorter ones. The most unique thing about his clothes though were that they rapidly changed colors.

James turned to Twilight, Spike, and Applejack. "Now, why don't I introduce you to my family," James gestured behind him.

"This here is my best friend, Arthur," he pointed to a tall one with the dark grey overalls. "He's probably the most level-headed guy of the group... including me. Plus, he rivals me in reference skills.

"This guy?" he pointed to the shorter one with the black overalls, "This is Atario. Very submissive, if you know what I mean." By submissive, James meant the type of submissions they do in wrestling.

"This one here with the blue hat is my younger brother, Blue Star," he pointed at the shorter one with the 'BS' on his hat. "He is similar to a ninja. The most loudest, artistic, and non-formal ass***e you will ever meet." At that, Blue Star glared at him from behind.

"Here, with the 'X' on his hat, is my other younger brother, Red X. Words cannot describe him very accurately. Not because I can't..." he turned to Red X. "...But because I don't want to. Moving on!" James cleared his throat.

"Finally, is the drunkard of the gang," he pointed to the one with the trippy-colored clothing. "...Stario. Though that is nothing short of amazing, because his senses do not seem to deteriorate under influence.

"Alright guys," James turned to face his peers. "This is Applejack. She's an apple farmer in this very place we stand: Sweet Apple Acres," he gestured to the orange pony with the stetson. "This is Twilight, the librarian. And on her back is her dragon assistant, Spike," he pointed to Twilight. "Welp, we're acquainted!" James Signature Shrugged (though he didn't shake his head). There was an awkward silence (for whatever damn reason), which James laughed Cheerfully as it didn't go unnoticed. As everyone continued to stand still, he got impatient.

"Well don't just stand there, say 'hi!' Shake hands, um... hooves.... Damn it, do something!" he exclaimed.

Hesitantly, Arthur was the first. He went over to Twilight and shook her hoof. "Hello," he nodded. "Hey," he shook Spike's hand. "How are you doin'?" he went to Applejack to shake her hand. He was a bit shaken afterward, Applejack had a mean grip.

As he walked back his initial spot while shaking the sore feeling from his hand, Stario walked up to Applejack. She was taken aback when he raised her hoof to his face and kissed it. "Might I be the one to say that you look very nice?" Stario waggled his eyebrows. Everyone's jaw dropped. As they recovered, James Facewhipped while--

POP!

...Conscience Pop Fainted.

"Okay then, good talk!" Atario said rather loudly as he grabbed Stario's hand and pulled him away. He looked towards Applejack, "Sorry. He does that with all girls. Like James said, he's a drunkard."

"Like James also said," Stario spoke up as he harshly pulled his hand back. "...I'm good at controlling my actions even when under influence. Feeling dumb yet?" he waggled his eyebrows.

James got up. "Fair enough."

He was going to ask Applejack what they were up to, when Blue Star spoke up. "You do know you don't have any clo--"

SMACK!

The impact sounded like a whip as James violently slapped him across the face. Upon recovering, Blue Star grit his teeth. "Oh, you're going to regret that," he said darkly.

"Make me," James responded in the same voice.

Before they could jump at each other, Spike belched out a scroll. Blue Star, Stario, Red X, Atario, and (especially) Arthur did not seem shocked or impressed by this (since James told them a lot about Equestria before they went there). In fact, Arthur broke into a brief song.

[♪We just got a le-tter.

We just got a le-tter.

We just got a le-tter.

I wonder who it's from!♪](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Je6qZ91_4)

"It's a letter from Princess Celestia," Twilight said as the letter floated into Spike's grasp.

At that, Stario, Blue Star, Red X, and Conscience rolled on the ground as they burst out laughing. Arthur smirked as he got the intended reaction. Atario bit his lip, trying not to crack up. And James just smiled in amusement.

"Ahem," Spike cleared his throat as he opened the parchment and began to read.

"Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria..."

"The Princess is so full of herself," Arthur muttered.

"That's what I said!" James and Conscience whispered in unison. Spike continued,

"...is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot, on the 21st day of... eh, yadda yadda yadda... cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest."

"The Grand Galloping Gala!" Twilight and Applejack gasped.