Hi my name is Kole Dublin Park I'm 19 years old I live in Ireland Dublin. I really never had a family my mother died in my father hands she was very sick before she died she said to live my life to the fullest and she'll always be with me after a week went by my dad hanged himself from deep depression and he got so drunk. I was put in multiple orphanages i got in so many fights i was never happy every kid picked on how i looked or how I never got adopted after 10 years i was in high school i got a job at a fast food restaurant i worked a deep fryer and i became the town drunk. It was a late night dark gloomy i just got out of the bar i stumbled to my car i fell off the steps of the bar and it was hard to see not just because it was 11:35 pm Before i left i called a couple of loud rude bikers a bunch of cunts and i beat the shit out of them but one of them gave me the right hook of a life time knocking me flat on my back knocked out cold i woke up they were gone and the took my money out of my wallet. I got my ass off the dirt and got to my car took me for ever just to start the car damn keys on the way back not that many cars my vision blurry as the night clouds. on the way home I turned a very sharp curve and then it happened i lost control of my car I flipped down the hill a sharp pain in my side. Hours go by hearing sirens i a woke from my painful slumber in a ambulance i here shouting were losing him him damn it then i saw a very bright misty light moving towards me. I woke up in a alley how the fuck did i get here wait where is here as i got up i screamed in pain lifting my jacket and shirt a huge fresh sowed up scar what the fuck happened to me where am I. I walked out the alley i heard no cars i saw nobody on the streets I walked around a small corner and saw a sign for a cafe on the sign was a steaming cup of tea or coffee I looked through the window what the fuck i saw colorful ponies or horses they were wearing coats and skirts and hats like humans they were even talking ok Kole your dreaming a weird dream it is i'll wake up minutes go by i'm still here i pinched my self ouch that hurt wait what i'm not asleep i'm in a city full of small colorful horses how why I got snapped out of my trance by I screaming. I looked back through the window they were looking at me screaming oh shit i turned around and there was a load more but I saw unicorns and pegasus and normal ones to what the fuck this got 20 times weirder i stumbled backwards hitting my head on the cold wet ground knocking me out cold damnit Kole I thought to myself. I woke up in a hospital I heard a male voice saying the creature is asleep princess...princess they got a princess in this fucked up world I trying to not to make a noise but sadly my arm hit a tray oh scalpels and medical items I heard movement of hooves moving towards to me the sheet hanging in beside me shifted over ah your finally awake hi i'm princess luna i have some questions for you is that ok. Yea sure ok who are you what are you and how did you get here i started having the hugest pain in my head i fell off my bed knocked out once again... When i awoke for the 2nd time from my clumsy being the princess was across from me with a worried look are you all right she said in a light tone i've had better days i said with a tone of pain in my voice what is your name princess luna asked i'm kole.. Kole park. Ok Kole how did you get here I don't know I told the princess with a confused look how did i get to this place well Kole the princess said where are you from. I'm from Ireland Dublin, Ireland never heard of such place she said this is Equestria she stated I've never heard of such place any where. Well you said you didn't know how you got here the male pony in a doctor coat. Yes i have no fucking idea I remember I was driving home after I got out of the bar and I hit a..I started trailing on then it hit me I crashed and the paramedics said they were losing me did i die Kole I was pulled out of my head from the princess giving a look of confusion and worry sorry princess i said she said it's alright so do you remember anything the doctor pony said. I do i remember I died does that help Ummm well no but may i ask what are you. what do you mean I said what kind of animal are you I'm a human being a human the princess asked yea a human from earth. What is this earth you speak of ok they don't know what earth is so that means I'm on a different planet this makes no fucking sense I'm on a planet full of talking ponies but why and how holy shit my fucking head feels like a goddamn bat hit it a hundred time coming back to reality she said what is earth well earth is my planet. Your planet this is some interesting news to us well you get some rest we will talk later Kole park in the time doctor brown can you send a message to the elements of harmony to come to Manehattan and it's a emergency yes princess the doctor said. It wasn't hard for me to get cozy and fall asleep with out help of the cold hard floor this is going to be a long fucking week.
Chapter 2 A small quiet town
As i awoke from a real good rest just yesterday i got up and put spilled beer in my cereal thinking it was milk and then enjoying it but now i'm in a world of colorful ponies with ass tattoos and they have a princess and unicorns and pegasus this is crazy. As i was thinking the door slammed open 6 ponies walked in 2 unicorns 2 pegasus 2 normal ponies one with a orange coat and a hat thats so cute thank god i didn't say that out loud. A lavender unicorn came to my left side saying hello my name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Applejack,Rarity,Pinkie Pie,Rainbow Dash,Fluttershy. What is your name might I ask well i'm Kole how many fucking times did I introduce myself I mumbled under my breath what was that the white unicorn said i think she's rarity. Oh nothing ok well were hear to talk to you and leave this hospital maybe somewhere more suitable then this small room. Ok lets start I said well the first thing is are you dangerous or evil the high pitched pink pony said. No i'm not fucking evil and dangerous I get in a fight or two thats it well do you eat ponies the pink pony said oh for fuck sake i don't eat ponies I eat meat like chicken,cow or pig.Oh my I hear from the back of the herd a bright yellow pony said in a loud whisper did I say something. No Its just we ponies don't eat meat oh right your magical talking ponies. Well thats it i guess well you get ready to leave. Ok whatever floats your boat or sinks it ok well be outside the door come out when your ready. Well I guess no one in this weird crazy fucking bright colorful world has no since of humor I got my leather jacket and shoes and my hat on I found them on the end of my bed I checked my coat pocket my phone my glasses and earphones and mp3 player. As I walked through the door I over herd the 6 ponies where are we going to keep this thing my barn always got room the orange southern pony said ohhh Kole are you all set the lavender pony asked yes i'm set but lets get one thing straight i'm not a thing i'm not a fucking monster from the pit of hell i'm called a human or you could use my name Please. Sorry Kole we didn't mean to defend you, yea dude we didn't mean anything by it a cyan pegasus said with her raspy voice. Ok just use my fucking name please and can we go before i lose more of my mind and does this planet have beer whiskey or evan a glass of whine well we do indeed rarity said good i need a glass of something as we headed out of the the big white building holy shit its bright out hear. Well yea its only 3:00 celestia sun is the joy in the sky what the hell is a celestia. Are princess the sun god she watches over Equestria and its ponies. So they have another princess one for the sun and one for the night well I do love the night and i'm princess celestia's star pupil the lavender pony said wow your special I said with a sarcastic tone well thank you twilight said with graceful tone. I hate my life or after life whatever so where are we going I asked well were going to are town in ponyville . Well great how long will are trip take and do you guys know where a bathroom is at. You know how to use a toilet the cyan pegasus asked well no shit sherlock I thought in my mind yes rainbow dash I know how to piss and shit then wipe my irish ass and flush the toilet. You don't have to be so verbal i'm so sorry but can we go now (45 minutes). I'm so bored I said out loud its about 39 more minutes i pulled out my mp3 player what is that twilight asked its called a mp3 player we humans use it to pass tim by listening to music wow i heard behind me yea wow do you ponies not have a tv or music players wed do rarity but nothing compared to that she said. Kole how old are you Futtershy shyly asked I'm 19 why oh well i'm just curious oh I see this is the slowest fairy boat ride ever I put in my earphones and turned it all the way up listening to the rumjacks make me think of home I fell asleep in my trance I saw images of when I was young my mother getting sick she was pale and skinny then I saw my father hang myself and then me all the thing i've done a bright light hit me I woke up are you ok twilight said yea why dude you were talking and turning in your sleep oh sorry guys guess its just been the longest two day in my life as we made it down the dirt road little village houses on the left and right a tiny little food market a apple orchard a barn and is that a tree house not your everyday child's tree house its a house in a tree with a sign on it of a opened book must be a library of some sort hey they might have playboy wait playcolt playstalion oh screw it you will sleep in the library cellar ok sure I said well this will be a fun night. As I got comfy and scared from a dragoon that I almost kicked in the face but it didn't attack on sight and the lavender unicorn said its name is spike and its her number one helper and how great he is so she showed me the cellar I locked it just incase they come in here while i'm asleep to kill me or rape me actually i'd be fine with that maybe it's a bit fucked up being i'm being fucked by little colorful horses ehh it could be worst like being fucked sober ugh can't evan imagine as I feel asleep I thought to myself how these six are different then the ones I first met their not screaming my lungs out huh I wonder do theses ponies have any smokes nothing high price just a pack of cigarettes wait do they take cash but then again I need my wallet if they do and thats on my other body they better burn me like I wanted with the song from irish cop but who fucking cares (8 hours go by) and i'm awoken from the sound of hove's pounding on the small wooden door what the fuck ya'll want i'm trying to sleep Kole its 3:47 in the afternoon how long do humans sleep twilight asked well around fuck and off I yelled at her with a sore throat come on dude a raspy voice came on the over side of the door fine give me 20 bloody minutes no more voices came from the door as I got up I then hit my head on the old wooden stairs damnit I hate my life fuck my clumsiness. Is every thing alright in there twilight said yea I just fell do you need bandages a quiet voice said Fluttershy is even here no i'm fine I said with the metallic taste of blood dripping from my forehead as I got up a bit dizzy I unlocked the pull lock and walked out and then a huge *GASP* oh sweet celestia the white unicorn said the white unicorn
