Mary Sue Fixes Equestria

Episode 4

I loved Sweet Apple Acres. All the animals and the nature... It was so lovely just to be outside! Nevertheless, I was well aware that something was not quite right; something that involved that orange mare, Applejack.

I teleported directly to her, finding her chatting—or, should I say, arguing—with her brother. Big Macintosh was the quiet type, but in the last few days I had managed to coax him mostly out of his shell. He wouldn't talk to anypony else, of course, but he was now quite willing to chat with me—though was that any surprise?

"Good morning!" I chirped as I skipped forwards, ruffling my thick and beautiful feathers. I giggled as his face brightened immediately, as did Applejack's; for some odd reason, everypony seemed to dote on me. "Whatever is the matter?"

Applejack frowned a little. "Well, Big Mac 'ere 'as gone an' twisted 'is side, an' now Ah've gotta buck all these here apples mahself." She scowled at the stallion a little. "But 'e doesn't think Ah can do it alone, cheeky bastard!"

I was quiet for a moment, frowning at the less than savoury language. I then glanced at the stallion and zipped around him using my innate magic so that I was a blur. A moment later, I nodded resolutely and wrapped the stallion in my magic, lifting him up into the air. He struggled and groaned but quickly quietened when he remembered that I wouldn't hurt a fly; a moment later, his bandage fell free and my magic seeped into his wound, healing it instantaneously. When I placed him back down, both he and his sister merely gawped—but my generosity wasn't over yet.

Snapping my rainbow wings out, I shot into the air in a blast of bright pink magic. I then shot towards the trees, my wings folded close to my side, before I opened them and flapped them with as much force as I could muster. The air produced by my wings was so powerful that it created a mini blast of magic, knocking the apples from half of the orchard. Even I had my limits, after all. Hence, taking a deep breath and letting  out a shrill shriek of glee, I shot forwards and finished harvesting the other half of the apple orchard.

Now, to complete the task. I spun and began to shoot back through the orchard at the speed of light, my body a mere blur as I zipped past the ponies. Whilst I did so I used my magic to form a giant net as I flew which grew in size as I progressed; a moment later, before even a single apple had touched the floor, I had gathered them all in my net. Then making the net into a bag, I fluttered down to Applejack's and Big Macintosh' sides as I levitated the bag to leave in the barn.

"Hoo-ee!" I cried, giggling a little as I winked at Applejack. "Well, that was some tough work! I'm nearly sweating—but not quite, don't worry!" I giggled a little more and pulled both Big Macintosh and Applejack into an embrace, which both happily reciprocated. "Well, I'm glad that I could do all the work for you! And now, I must return home to the village; frankly, my skills—though I am far from perfect—are much needed there."

Episode 5

I, just like Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, loved a good prank. Frankly, I think that shared interest made me even closer to the two ponies especially, though it wasn't exactly necessary when one considered how I was good friends with everypony. Whether the prank was played on me or somepony else was irrelevant; I was a good sport.

Whatever the case, I took much pleasure in watching the harmless pranks play out, though when things began to get a little mean I did step into curb Pinkie's and Dash' behaviour, being the caring pony that I was. Half way through my deeply moving lecture which I had improvised on the spot, however, I was a little disappointed to find that a sour looking griffon landed in between the ponies and myself to cut me off. I did not shout or complain, though.

"Hey, Dash!" the griffon growled, her voice somewhat unnerving. "Long time no see! Who are the dweebs?"

I rolled my eyes and opened my wings, using my magic to create a pair of wings and a horn on Pinkie Pie. The griffon, who now stood stunned, was left in the dust as I then shot off, reaching the clouds and back in less time than it took her to blink. Pinkie Pie followed suit, flying just as fast as me when I have her a boost with my magic.

I smirked a little when I landed. "My name is Princess Carmine Carnation Cerise Tiara, daughter of Princess Celestia and heir to Equestria. These are my friends, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. In fact, everypony is my friend—and if anypony is mean to my friends, I will not stand idly by." My eyes flashed as I flapped my wings and I grinned as I saw the griffon cower. "Glad to see you understand. Now, remember, be nice and we'll all get along!"

The griffon, who I guessed was called Gilda—the name sounded right for her—nodded and gave a sheepish smile. "Of course, Princess Carmine Carnation Cerise Tiara! I understand!" And with that, before she could do any more harm, she was gone with an eagle's screech.

"So... Fancy a pint of milk at the bar to celebrate?"

"Milk?" Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow.

"But of course. I'm too pure a pony to drink alcohol."