The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today is a normal day. I have just woken up and am ready for the first quiet day in months. This is going to be swell. I just know that it is. What am I waiting for? It is time to begin my day.

Oh, I have just finished my morning routine. I have brushed my teeth, taken a shower, made my bed, and eaten breakfast (though, not in that order of course) all without any interruptions or any excitement. It is simply marvelous. It looks like I am going to need some more oats from the store soon. I should probably purchase tooth paste and tea as well. Well, since my store will not open until its usual time, I will be off now to collect the supplies I need.

Shopping went by without any incident today. That is great. I am smiling so happily right now. I honestly am. Nopony could ruin this day. I have even managed to convince Miss Twilight Sparkle to assist me in moving my belongings into my house, since she can teleport items. Granted, moving things in such a fashion is most exciting and unorthodox, but compared to what has recently happened, it is of no consequence.

Well, it looks as if I still have time to spare before my store opens today. I think I am going to read my E.S. 000 manual again. I do enjoy doing that in my spare time. I will have a cup of tea to go with it. That will be nice and normal, I do believe.

Well, that was quite a nice read. I am off to go open my store now. It is one o' clock.

I am back now. What a splendidly normal day. I do believe that Miss Twilight Sparkle shall be here any moment to help me move my items back in. Oh, I almost forgot, today's sales included a dishwasher manual and the manual for a ceiling fan. It was quite normal.

I think that I have just heard knocking on my door. That must be Miss Twilight Sparkle. I shall go at once.

It was Miss Twilight Sparkle, and we wasted no time in moving my stuff (by either hoof or magic) back into my home. I do suppose this is because I hardly have anything in the first place, but all the same, Miss Twilight Sparkle worked hard to help me. I insisted that such a nice young mare take two boxes of crackers as payment.

Now I have eaten dinner, brushed my teeth, and gotten into bed. I am very happy with how this day turned out. In fact, I could not be more happy. Granted, of course, that I still have an extra room filled with pink wallpaper and purple heart paintings, but I just pretend that that is not there.

With that being said, goodnight, Diary. I will, I pray, have a very normal night's sleep.

Sincerely,

John