Oh, wow. Another OC story. How original.

This is the diary of John, a very bland stallion whose exciting days consist of laundry detergent, tea bags, and toothpaste. From finding lucky coins, to deciding between toilet paper and bath soap, it's almost impossible to tell what will this reckless, out-of-control soul do next.

I will update it whenever I feel like updating it, meaning that it may have as little as one or two chapters or as many as fifty. This diary in no way reflects the events of my life. It's meant to be a stark contrast between all the so-called "interesting" OC stories on here.

Oh, and one more thing. It's come to my mind before, but I just didn't find the time to say it until now:

It would be greatly appreciated if you guys didn't use swear words in the comments section. I'm not going to be a stiff neck about it, but I really would like to ask that you don't (John is most distressed with it). I'm not going to delete your comments or anything, but I would ask that you respect me and not swear in the comments section.

And by swear, I mean things like p**s, pr**k, a*s, d**n, s**t, h**l, f***, and DEFINATELY not Jesus Christ (as an exclamation). I am a Christian, and I find that last one incredibly offensive.

So please, I'm not going to be a swear-word Nazi and take over the comments section, and I'm not going to start going on an anti-swear rampage. I'm just asking for you guys to show a little respect now that you know that such things offend me (and John).

If you've used these before, don't worry! You didn't know until now that it offended me. All is forgiven and we're cool now, okay? Okay. Have a cookie. *gives you a cookie*

Thank you, and have a nice and bland day. :-)

Sincerely,
SteeveLee

P.S. However, if you abuse my leniance and troll me with a comment that literally says a whole bunch of swear words just to annoy me, then I WILL remove your comment. Let's just get along, okay? Okay. Now, without holding you up any further, here is the most exciting tale you will ever read!!!

UPDATE: Story completed. This was fun guys! Really. Thanks for all your comments and stuff! :) God bless.

Image made using General Zoi's pony generator on DeviantART.