The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today nothing much happened.

I am not making that up.

There was not much to even write about concerning how things are going with young Mr. Spike in my house. I mean that. There was literally almost nothing that happened. Just the way I like it.

Well, this entry is actually turning out to be absurdly short. I sold four manuals, had tea, ate crackers and oatmeal, and that's about it.

Goodnight, Diary.

Sincerely,

John