Lazmer. Grand wizard of Florida, keeper of unpaid parking tickets, Guardian of abandoned sandwiches. This great and mighty wizard has done much for the people of Florida (mostly Property Damage) but now he seeks to do more. to bring his great talents to a new land. A land of magic and product placement.
he was aiming for EuroDisney but equestrian works too.

fair warning. I'm going to go nuts here. this is my brain fart zone. theres going to be rudeness, crass and dark humor, Craziness and nonsense, and anthro ponies. probably no sex.100% wll be sex jokes though so adding the tag. if you are not interested in that this will not be the place for you.

secondary warning. I am slow as fuck with updates.