A brony gets another life in Equestria, only if he uses it to bring about 10,000 years of darkness to it. Too bad he gets caught in the first act.

Now he's on trial, recounting the story of his wild ride through Equestria, a tale of money, industry, trade-wars, and importantly, always having fun of the whole thing.

Human brony turned pegasus pony.

Pre-emptively rated M for: most likely sexual innuendo
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