Multi-Author Brony Musician NSFW Story

Bonus Dramatic Reading by Belgerum

INB4 A CLOPFIC.

whoops.....

Once upon a time, Rainbow Dash was eating apples at Sugarcube Corner, when suddenly, “KABLAM!” (was a great show) IT WAS TRIXIE!!!!!!

“AH SHIT I FUCKED TRIXIE” said Twilight Sparkle

“Penis penis penis” said Trixie in response, while sucking rule 63 Kyoga’s dick. (because he was definitely there.)

Indeed, they were Futas...

“Why am I in this again?” groaned Kyoga.

Kyoga’s words then began to fall apart as his speech was impeded by his moans of pleasure. The sensations of pleasure going through his dick felt so good, as Trixies fapulously moist saliva covered his 4 foot long penis.

“Sup niggas?” asked Chromatic, who now has swag. He was immediately tackled by Lyra, who began rapidly humping his ear.

Chromatic decided it would be best to remain out of the fanfiction due to the result of his previous writings. But nooo, someone had to put him back in the fic... *wink to author*

Suddenly, Kyoga fell backwards and his dick landed in a blender... A MAGIC BLENDER OF FRIENDSHIP!

The magical friendship blender’s vagina swallowed Kyoga’s dick and teleported it into Emp’s ass.

Emp was in his bedroom, sleeping, when he suddenly felt a strange sensation coming from the back of his pants. A strange protrusion was coming towards his butthole, and in less than a second, he found that he had a dick in his ass, waking him up, and startling the hell out of him.

Emp used his wizard powers to pull it out, thus ripping off Kyoga’s dick.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAFGGGGGGOFFLURLUFJHF:IG:IUTI:UGFUDLTD:LUTLUTDLTUFLYTDLYTDFD#!@!%#!@#!@*%#@*@%$@%@%@#@#$%*(&^(^)*&)&_*_U!~!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Kyoga. He bled to death and died.

“Oh no! What do we do?” said Applejack

Rainbow dash entered  a state of panic. “Quick, hide the body!”

As Rainbow picked up Kyoga’s body, blood still streaming from the stump that once was his penis, she felt a warm breath on the back of her neck, and looked back to see Applejack right behind her, with a huge dick lined up with Rainbow Dash’s face. Surprised, Rainbow found herself frozen in place, unable to move as Applejack yelled out “SWAG!” and forced the penis into her throat. At first, Rainbow dash was all “WTF?!”, but then, as the phallus was rapidly thrusted in and out of her mouth, she began to enjoy it. Little did she know that Applejack was fucking her with the magical penis of the “Want-it, Need-it” spell.

“Hey, I was just at this fun party and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” said Poinkie Pey.

“Pinkie, help us with this.”

Cupcakes were made.

Suddenly, three police colts walked in. “You’re under arrest.”

“Oh shit...”

“Don’t you know weed possession is a crime.”

“Oh thank god...”

“We’re gonna have to punish you naughty mares.”

The first officer grabbed the three mares and chained them to a wall.

He also stuck vibrating bananas into their derp

The second officer grabbed his dick and stuck it into one of the cupcakes.

The third officer brandished his weapon of mass destruction, only to discover that it a detonated prematurely. The UN hosted an emergency discussion on the issue and it was agreed that the usage of nuclear weapons would only be validated in the act of self-defense. The officers hastily resumed bucking after that.

Little did everyone know that it was not a weapon of mass destruction, but one of mass fornication. He thought it was a weapon of mass destruction, but turns out - it was a weapon of ASS destruction.

“OH NO” Superderpy cries out, as she sees Doctor Whooves’ dick enter her ass.

Superderpy and Doctor Whooves’ bodies drew closer together, caught in the heat of passion, their breaths intermingling in the cold frosty air. Suddenly, the Doctor stops. He leans closer into Derpy’s ear, desperate to whisper to her his dark secret. “Congratulations, you now have aids.” He kisses the mare on the cheek and promptly fucks off into the sunset, with his silhouette gradually fading into the horizon. The background orchestra begins playing Persis Overture as composed by James L Hosay, a moving piece based upon the upcoming of the persian empire.

Meanwhile, Discord was having sex with Big Mac while he raped apple bloom. Little Strongheart was stalking Granny Smith, looking for a chance to engage her in anal tentacle sex. How? Magic. *snort snort*

“eeyup” The red stallion remarks.

“Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Macintosh?” she responds.

“Nope.” replied Big Mac.

“I don’t know, I love all kinds of dicks!” Sweetie Belle announced.

“There’s fresh dicks, stir-fried dicks, dicks scampi, dicks-and-cheese, box dicks, dicks-and-boxes, dick sandwiches, sweet and sour dicks, roasted dicks, barbequed dicks, boiled dicks, hard-boiled dicks, broiled dicks, baked dicks, dicks-ala-creme, dick fried rice, dicks with gravy, Fosdicks’s home for imaginary dicks, Dick surprise...that’s all I’ve got to say about that.”

“Sweatie balle pls” said sctloo. (VERY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL)

“All these namby-pamby dicks aren’t getting us any closer to our cutie dicks! Let’s go see if we can get Rainbow Dash’s dick! It’s bound to be awesome!”

Unfortunately, the three dick crusaders were killed by a rampaging mutant vagina.

“Wow, your vulvas are huge!” exclaimed Featherweight, the boy wonder, and 3M0-DJ.

“Why thank you!” replied Big Mac.

“EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” said an evil black silhouette behind a screen in the middle of nowhere. The evil villain behind all of this horrible sex then turned around into the light to be revealed as none other than Chromatic Chaos Pony.

“Soon, all of the ponies in ponyville will have aids, and nobody will be able to stop me from writing tons of horrible sex-related fanfiction! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”

“NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!” screamed the Mysterious Mare-do-it. “YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES THROUGH EXTREME ORAL VAGINA SWIMMING”

“CURSE YOU DICKFACE MARE-DO-ME! I WILL HAVE MY RAPEVENGE!”

Suddenly, Bmo Thirteen came out of nowhere.  “I’ll put a stop to this!” He moaned, taking out his bag of fully loaded BDSM machine guns. He charged at chromatic all guns blazing. Firing fleshlight bullets at 1,000,000 BPM.

Unfortunately, Chromatic was able to skillfully dodge the fleshlight bullets, sending them directly at Jim. Jim was able to dodge the majority of them as well, but alas, one of them slid perfectly onto his dick, and started vibrating.

Then Jim came on Chromatic and masterubated on everybody while listening to clopstep.

“DAYUM JIM, YOUR SEMEN TASTES GOOD!” said Chromatic gleefully.

    “LOL I’M A HORSE, and I want KYOGA INSIDE OF ME”said Jim.

    Unfortunately, Kyoga died of severe ass-licking dickfuckery.

    So Jim cried, then masterubatted furriously, blinding Bmo with a shower of semen and causing him to stumble backwards onto a random landmine and exploding to death.

    “OH WUNDERBAR ALL THIS SEX IS SO IN FASHION NOWADAYS” Said Spike as he began to insert a book into his butthole.

Twilight then walked in and pulled out her lady dick and jizzed on everybody.

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

    *CLIP CLOP* *CLOPPIDY CLIP CLOP* (Secret Clopfic)

    OH WAIT WE HAVE HOOVES NOT HANDS DAMN IT!

and then they all died.

    THE END

(OH GOD WHY)