Infamous porno director Salted Pingas is contacted by a greasy (but aren't they all) lawyer named Loophole for a client of his, planning to make it work as a documentary of sorts. A documentary with a lot of sex.

I've been putting work into this story every so often for the past four years and I finally finished it awhile ago (this doesn't mean it's a sparkling star of gloriousness, just that I'm a lazy prick). As such, it takes place before Twilight became a princess and Golden Oaks was demolished.

Enjoy.