This follows the "Power Ponies" episode, while using more sexually open versions of the characters. Unfortunately for them, however, that's not what the fic is about; it's about them facing more fatal situations than they bargained for in the comic. Death by puns and tentacles ensue.

Art by mlpanon. Story commissioned for an anonymous tentacle lover.

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Contents:
death, foalcon (if Spike counts), gore, murder, oral sex, public sex, necrophilia, rape, straight/lesbian sex, stupid puns, tentacle sex
Contents by chapter:
1) blow job, cunnilingus, foalcon, multidick, reading while screwing, staying up late, straight
2) being useless, cleaning, kidnapping by comic, places no one goes, implied foalcon, no sex or death
3) anal, cosplay, double penetration, sex, foalcon, multidick, public sex, vaginal
4) all-the-way-through (non-fatal), anal, blow job, death, murder, obligatory filly guide death, public sex/murder, rape, sex toys (unused), 6 stupid puns, tentacle rape, triple penetration, tornado, vaginal
5) anal, blow job, bone breakage, cunt crushing, death, dismemberment, lightning rape, murder, public sex/murder, rape, running in place, sex toy, speed rape, stupid plans, tentacle rape, 12 terrible puns, triple penetration, unbirthing (lethal), vaginal, vore
6) anal, beating, decapitation, dismemberment, fourth wall breaks, gore, 17 idiotic puns, necrophilia, oral, orgy, phallic doom cannon, rape, reverse blow job, self-rape, stupid heroes, stupid puns, tentacle rape, triple penetration, villain speeches, vaginal, vore (rip-n-chew)
7) implied murder, implied rotten corpses