HORSEMASK!!! In Equestria

HorseMask stared down at the small horse running the stand, a both eyes squinted on his mask. The horse before him was, of all of them, the one with rainbow hair and a blue coat. She stared back, her eyes completely dead and as she went to open her mouth for whatever line she was going to spout, HorseMask's baritone voice interrupted her. "Cease to be, LGBT." And that was when she froze and a robotic tone came forth from her body.

She let out a cry, rather loudly, "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY."

HorseMask nodded, "I see, and where is she?"

The cyan horse let out another cry of "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY."

HorseMask let out an extremely loud and girlish gasp of horror, the eyes on his mask widening to the size of dinner plates as the mouth dropped open. His scream pierced the air and echoed across the planet as he suddenly crouched down hugged his knees to his chest. A nonstop stream of tears fell from his eyes as cyan horse kept calling out about saving her family.

HorseMask was crying for several hours before the sun finally set and he hiccuped himself out of the mental breakdown and took a deep breath before raising his hand and backhanding the cyan horse as hard as he could. With the loudest crack ever heard in Equestria, the cyan horse's head shot up straight into the air like a Rock Em Sock Em robot. Her head bobbled in the air for a few moments and she fell to the ground. What had once been eyes were now black Xs.

"Blehhh," her tongue fell out of her mouth as HorseMask disappeared with a loud VWORPLE, except he didn't disappear and instead a screaming lemon appeared and salt poured out from the little fruit. Horse Mask winced and punted it away with his foot as there was the sound of a small electronic bell. When he turned around, the cyan horse had respawned.

She blinked, "What happened?"

"WE MUST SAVE YOUR FAMILY," HorseMask declared and screamed, causing her ears to fall off her head at the sheer glory of the voice. As she scrambled to pick up her ears, HorseMask moonwalked backwards out of existence and appeared in on a circle in a room of blue. He turned around and saw a man with short brown hair, a green shirt, and brown pants.

"Oh, hello my good man!" HorseMask nodded with a grin at the man who nodded back. As he watched a second man appeared, blonde muscle Elvis showed up literally out of fucking nowhere. The momma's boy laughed as the second man's body fully materialized and revealed a pink silhouette. Suddenly, they all found themselves standing in a bus crowded with a bunch of poorly rendered third dimensional people. Several of them were jumping out and yelling thank you to the bus driver.

Though the windows were black, HorseMask knew exactly where they were. It was...

A massive picture of yellow text appeared in front of them, literally blocking half of their vision. The gold words shimmered for a moment before finally disappeared, though where they were was still no secret. What they could see out the front window by the bus driver, her red frizzy hair and green chameleon bouncing to the music. Finally, a small child yelled out, "Please let this be a normal field trip!"

Another kid shook his head and shoved the other out while screaming, "WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!" HorseMask nodded in appreciation before Pinksuit let out a cry himself and held up a sign, you know what ta say!

"Please let this be a normal battle royale!" Pinksuit's cry echoed through the now empty bus and the woman at the front finally said something a cry.

"With Horse Mask? NO WAY!" And suddenly all four men were falling through the air and staring back up at the yellow bus which winked back down at them and disappeared. Let it be known now that all children involved died on impact and no kids were harmed in the making of this chapter. They died on impact because they didn't thank the bus driver so there wasn't any pain. HorseMask closed his eyes as he thought of this and shook his head.

A familiar tune began to blare out across the map from no sensible location, "SEAT BELTS EVERYONE!" HorseMask crossed his arms and lent his voice to the song, glowing with a brilliant light before his squad finally alighted on the ground softly. Finger gunning, the squad began to make their way across the map and ran into a man of purple who raised his hand, a gold gauntlet on his arm.

Shaggy pushed his way to the front and cracked his knuckles and pulled a fist, his arm stretched forward. "Scoob said you'd be here."

Thanos frowned, "You! Things aren't balanced anymore because of you!"

Shaggy shook his head and laughed, "I'll kill you without even reaching my final form, Thanos." A brilliant blue light came forth and Shaggy winked out of existence momentarily, appearing behind the purple man. A loud crunch ehoed as his fist sunk into Thanos' back. Shaggy laughed again. "Nothing personal kid," he slammed Thanos into the ground like Hulk once did with Thor and proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him.

Twenty minutes later, a purple and red pile of goop was all that was left and Pinksuit held up a sign. 10. The rest of the party also held up signs and Johnny finally spoke, "Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball." Shaggy nodded appreciatively and nodded towards HorseMask. The man in mask nodded back as the Ultra Instinct God disappeared.

Pinksuit opened a chest and his nonexistent eyes blinked as he realized what he was looking at. A short elderly man in a prim and proper white suit, HorseMask nodded appreciatively at the extremely good taste, was stuck in the chest and Pinksuit pulled him out, his twenty story tall hat wobbled as he took to his feet. "I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale dimmadome." He pointed off into the distance at a massive dome.

They all nodded and Pinksuit picked the small man and swung his hat around, removing all but one player from the game. Pinksuit had killed 93 players in one fell swoop. They finally arrived at the dome and entered to see a kid dancing. he lifted the gold scar from his hip and laughed. "You guys are gunna be ezpz!" He said before HorseMask's foot connected his the guy's jaw and he vanished into the sky screaming something about blasting off. As the words, "#1 VICTORY ROYALE!" appeared, yelled by DrBorisG, so did the Chicken Pony.

The world faded out and HorseMask stared down the pan in his hand and then at the orange chicken filly who couldn't fly, "At least I have a chicken dinner now," he said, before chucking the pan at the wall. "I didn't even want chicken," he huffed as he left the room.