HORSEMASK!!! In Equestria

A large cartoonish pink house rose up on the horizon as a man with a nice ploosh moustache stared angrily at his neighbor looked back at him. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Homer I can't believe you, may the lord forgive my pottymouth, went and did that. Oh, I'm so mad I could just," he trembled for a moment and exploded into golden light, a beam striking his neighbor as a woman with tall blue hair ran out.

"Mmmm, donut," the bald middleaged man said weakly as he dropped the box of donuts that just said "Ned" on them and fell to the ground, dead, as a beam of light vaporized a massive portion of the neighborhood

A short moment of transition music later and Ned was flying through space. A small chubby bat flew past him, "This episode's-ACK" it let out a yell as Ned grabbed it. "Oh diddly darn, could you tell me where Shaggy is?" The bat struggled to free himself before nodding as Ned relaxed his grip.

"The seventeenth dimension whee-ACKKKK" the grip tightened and the own of the hand's eyes darkened.

"Thank you kindly, but now you're no use to me neighberino." The man giggled, "Let god sort you out!"

The bat exploded like a ketchup packet as Ned flew off a boom of stuff in space following him as red splattered the screen and a cloth rubbed on it. "Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom!"

HorseMask nodded at the purple unicorn as she raised her hoof. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" She played rock and HorseMask played paper. Again. His lovely baritone chuckling echoed through the house as the small horse grumbled. "Why can't I win! I keep playing rock you should've pl-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"

Spike walked in and wiggled his claws, "The advantage of having several digits!"

"Shut up baby barney! My hoof is an absolute unit!" she retorted and HorseMask nodded in agreement before spreading his fingers as the small purple unicorn gasped and stared at his fingers like one would gawk upon the god of their religion. Her eyes sparkled and she bounced up and down as he wiggled them.

HorseMask nodded sagely as the horse giggled and started vibrating like crazy causing several of the windows to shatter as the baby barney set down the tea cups in his claws and faced them. "There's some thing like you but wearing green in the kitchen."

"I told him he could take some food," HorseMask said as he greeted the people into the house. One of them saw the horse and gasped.

"Whoa mama," he said as the pink man sipped at his tea cup.

"He's eating everything!" the baby barney retorted, "He even ate the fridge!" The small reptile stomped its claws in anger and scraped the ground lightly causing the horse to suddenly turn to him and raise her knife. Her eyes twitched and HorseMask pushed her back with his arm.

"The cons of allowing someone so powerful, they have a metabolism we cannot imagine," he answered sagely and the other men nodded as a great dane bolted out of the house screaming like a person.

"RUH ROH RAGGY!" It yelled as HorseMask turned around and the library exploded, revealing two men facing each other. One of them had raggedy brown hair and wore a green shirt with khakis. In his hand was a ridiculously tall sandwich. He ate the entire thing in a single bite, causing the pink horse who saw him to gasp in awe.

"Like, Scoob heard you coming, Ned," the man answered after swallowing the massive sandwich. Twilight turned and faced him, tilting her head in confusion. She seemed to be annoyed and confused. Like, she was definitely confused at least though her eye twitched dangerously.

"They destroyed it!" she said and HorseMask nodded sagely.

"Perhaps offering a prayer to the good lord Rick will restore it, I can guide through it after this. it'll only be five minutes," the man in the suave suit said as he placed the last lawn chair and passed out the popcorn. The purple pony frowned and whispered to herself and the barney.

"But my knife collection T-T," and the reptile turned to her blinking in confusion.

"How did you say that with your mouth?" he asked in bewilderment.

She shrugged and HorseMask took a bite of his popcorn.

"Hey neighberino, it's been awhile. It's finally time to let god take care of you!" Ned Flanders rushed at Shaggy, who dodged. After thirty minutes, Shaggy had landed several hits while Ned hadn't landed a single one. Rather, he looked fairly beat up and Shaggy was in pristine condition. The two men panted.

"I thought you said five minutes!" Twilight yelled in anger and the scene before her froze. In HorseMask's hand was a black rectangle of some sort. The group of men watching the encounter all set down their popcorn and faced the horse in anger.

"Listen," the sexy man said, "Where we come from five minutes usually means ten episodes."

"Oh... How did you do that though?" she waved a hoof at the frozen men.

"Universal remote," he pressed play and the fight resumed for a moment before the nearby houses exploded into pieces and a small young boy with a yellow shirt with red mark on the front. His blue hair waved majestically as in the wind and his massive extremely swollen hands slammed into the ground. "I'm gonna wreck it, Edboy!"

HorseMask and his crew all let out extremely loud gasps and he pressed pause on the remote. "Did you see that!? I did NOT see that coming!" He yelled as a massive white tower appeared in the distance, "Has anyone seen Doug?"

"Who?" the purple horse responded.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," HorseMask answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Baby Barney asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," Pinksuit answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Rainbow Dorsh asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," HorseMask answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Purple Smart asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," Pinksuit answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Celestia asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," Johnny Bravo answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Buffy the Vampire Slayer asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," Gwyn Lord of Sunlight answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Spyro asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," John Cena answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Peter Griffin asked.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome," Lightning answered.

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?" Weiss Schnee asked.

"WAH!" Crash Bandicoot answered.

HorseMask nodded as Doug finally arrived, "I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I heard you needed the dome?"

"That we did, Doug, that we did," HorseMask answered.