HORSEMASK!!! In Equestria

Moments later, all the fighters were sipping tea quite comfortably as the group of dimmaconstruction workers got to dimmaconstructing the biggest dimmabuilding they had ever dimmabuilt. The largest and most majestic Dimmadome ever created suddenly appeared as HorseMask passed his pipe over to Doug. The stout man took a puff and waltzed off, nodding to the group as they entered.

As Shaggy and Ned moved to fight and Rolf advanced, suddenly the world squeezed like what happens when you squish one of those weird tentacle covered balls and it doesn't pop before only Ned was left in the town. With a cry of rage, Ned started to get extremely angry before the scene shifted and now you'll never know what he did so you can suck Astolfo's dick or vice versa. The bean joined the group, bouncing on the ground as it started at baby barney.

Before the young dragon had any time to react, it pounced and his screams pierced the air. A single tear fell from the lavender unicorn's eye as everything around them began to change and the dragon disappeared. HorseMask nodded sagely and patted her back. "On this day, another soul was claimed by the plushie. May he rest in peace."

The others all bowed their heads for a moment, "Amen." The group was now standing in front of a big fat purple giant. It actually looked like someone had consumed entirely too much grape Nyquil, or Kool-Aid. However, HorseMask knew it wasn't Kool-Aid, for the man would have experienced the Sweet Release. Behind them were a group of people, one of which was holding a shield, one wore a metal suit, and so on so forth, you know who they are.

HorseMask let out a gasp, "Jake and the Neverland Pirates! I never thought I'd met you lot!" The group stared at the glorious being in complete and utter shock. Even the purple man nearby was completely and utterly silent, clearly from the majesty of the group before him. Pinksuit stared up at him for a few moments and soon the group of people and one horse who was now licking the woman with red hair, who seemed quite terrified, were running in a circle chanting.

"Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin."

The words coming from the beings slowed grew more and more elaborate before finally the one in the mask crouched to the ground in front of all of them and let out a cry. 'WE HAVE A BONE TO PICK." As soon as these words left the majestic man's mouth, an immense pressure settled down on everyone and glowing light spiraled from them to the center of their formed circle. Moments later, a white spot appeared in the ground before slowing rising up to reveal a skeleton in a jacket and shorts. When it finally fully emerged, it's eyes opened to reveal one glowing blue.

It took a step. "Doo-doo-do-do," the creature started dancing. More energy spiraled from those in the circle to him as the creatures dancing became more elegant. Finally, it pointed a finger gun at the purple man, spun around, and clapped to the beat that had somehow arisen as well. "PWAT!" The music stopped as the ground trembled, only to stop. The purple man frowned.

"What was that supposed to-" he suddenly screamed as he began to fall apart, only for the golden glove on his hand to drop to the floor. Shortly after, the circle finally stopped and faced the entity they had summoned. Even the great one, an ultra instinct god, shivered before this monster. As they all raised their hammers and charged, the entity stared.

One of them, the one with blue hair, had put on a hat. "hehehe, what is that?" The entity laughed, only for all the hammers to begin smashing into it. As it's bones began cracking, the one wearing the large hammer shaped hat shook his head.

"The Hat of Discipline! Do you live in a cave!?" The hat collided with the skeleton, who ceased to be. The only other people nearby were completely silent as the group began walking off.

"Ya'll know where the nearest 7/11 is? We need some jelly beans," HorseMask asked.

"DO NOT FORGET THE JUJUBES OR THE JAWBREAKERS, ROLF WAS INTEGRAL TO THIS," the boy raised his very large, massively swollen hands as he said this.

"What Wreck It said," HorseMask said.

As the group, now with grocery bags in hand along with a frightening amount of jujubes and jawbreakers stuffed into Rolf's pockets reappeared, everyone else was calmly relaxing in the audience seating. In particular, there was a red ultra instinct god and a weird, though less weird than the one with them, horse. As they appeared it wandered up to them.

"Is it alright if all I do is groan in agony?" it asked HorseMask. The creature glowed with yellow light and was quite majestic, it even had a little flower in it's hair. The purple eyes gazed directly into one's soul, speaking of doing terrible things to penguins with a croquet mallet.

He nodded, "Certainly Twinkle. Have you had the dream again?"

"Dark forms come to me and speak of horrible atrocities," Twinkle the Marvel Horse answered. HorseMask bowed his head and gently patted the horse.

"It's okay buddy, we'll get you out more," HorseMask turned to face the crowd. In the center of the crowd was a man with short brown hair who was calmly munching on a disc, yelling out to the nearby horses.

"buymygame.jpg!" The horses, most notably the large alabaster white one and the blue one, were making extreme efforts to avoid him. One of the audience members approached HorseMask.

"Have you seen apple horse, we ran out of cider," she asked the group, her orange body and yeehaw hat bouncing slightly as she approached.

"That's nonalcoholic cider," HorseMask said very disapprovingly.

"Well yeah but this PG13 for the most part and parents probably don't want kids exposed to it," the yeehaw horse answered before she shook her head. HorseMask scoffed.

Seconds later, a rather large hammer with a beautiful face crashed down, "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALCOHOL DRINKS KIDS! SO SAYS BORRIS THE LOVE HAMMER."

HorseMask nodded, "Amen."