The Death Of TheJollyOldPub [Comedy]
After browsing extensively for a solid period of about 5 minutes cause it really ain't that hard to find some
of that hardcore good succ on here, seriously it ain't that hard, Jolly was able to find some great succ for everyone to enjoy. He proceeded to call in the server into his (dungeon) room for some "fun"... Why do people honestly listen to that sod?
The crowds gathered of about 7 people in Jolly's Realm for some of that quote on quote "fun", just saying that shit back just fucking scares me cause seriously the stuff that goes on in that realm creeps me out. *coughs* I MEANT TO SAY, the server gathered, anticipating possibly some of the most random bollocks of all time as Jolly kinda has a reputation for shit jokes as I have said previously. He proceed to exclaim that he had found a "spicy fic" for everyone to read- 0_0 just why... Whenever Jolly goes browsing around on these kinds of sites, it is always destined to lead to absolute chaos so yeah, kinda would've been a good idea for people to start getting concerned at this point. Oh wait, these are people in that server so that kinda explains why they wanted to stay and listen to that git read this fucked up stuff... I already regret telling this story...
Excitement rose as people became hyped for the cheesiest reading of all time, Click became explicit as fuck and horny as hell, Insanity and Sophie began to question their lives as to what was happening, they were currently spending their free time listening to a British pleb read a clopfic about succ! Sophie turned to Insanity with a virtual expression of concern and said "Insanity, I really think we should fucking book our asses out of here now", No response.
Jolly began to read the fanfic in a deep, manly, gay voice cause reasons. He began to read the fic in grave detail, reading how the succ began between Sunset and Rainbow Dash as they headed for the bathroom to prepare to "administer" the good succ and fun times. Everyone just fucking died and began dying of extreme laughter, questioning their livelihoods and what they're doing. Personally if I was in this situation, I would've smashed Jolly's skull in with the penetrator from Saint's Row, don't ask how I got one, I'm a figment of imagination I can do what I want.
He continued to read, everyone continuing to laugh increasingly more violently until they got to the "climax" of the story in which Sunset became to #touchtehtiddy. At which point practically everyone just passed the fuck out from laughing, I was just listening the whole time, continuously questioning life and slowly inching this invisible 44 magnum closer to my skull in regret of life.
So yeah, There's the story! That's how everyone in TheJollyOldPub discord server fucking died and went to memeven where they were stuck listening to Damn Daniel and PPAP for the rest of their lives. The moral of the story children, is to not act like a total Bellend on FimFiction.
Seeya Soon
The Death Of TheJollyOldPub [Comedy]
Chapter 1: Welcome to the Pub
Once apon some fucking time in 2017 cause honestly I dunno why I am writing this anyway, there was a little discord server
called "TheJollyOldPub". Discord is a voice service built around something called the Wumpus where it constantly creepily stares into your soul and vigorously watches over everything you type. The server is one of the many servers present on the platform, there is quite a variety on there which range from anime to games to expand dong memes. Sometimes I get genuinely concerned with the types of content I see on the service on a day by day basis.
There were many people in there of all kinds, some mental, some I don't fucking know who they are honestly. Things were always different in there, mental shit was always happening that involved dankest memes and possibly some of the worst jokes you've ever seen in your life. I mean seriously, sometimes there is this Jolly twat who constantly makes possibly the worst jokes of all time and I am PERSONALLY, going to kill him after writing this bloody fanfic. So generally things are quite normal for people of this type, considering we're all in this fandom. People continously come and go from the server, it's generally at it's peak whenever Jolly is streaming the creation of his saus filmmaker death. It's some proper terrible shite that generally involves ponies constantly beating the shit out of each other and screaming into each other's souls... That is so fucked when I think about it now, I mean like loads of ponies have had their ears absolutely destroyed in the making of these videos, call the RSPCA on this little twat now! What an asshole!
Today was just a typical day in the server, Jolly was making shit jokes, Rainbow was screaming about recordings and rigs while Click was slowly regretting life and wanting to die. Don't question him, he kinda always says that he wants to die or is on about a new graphics card or some shit like that, I mean hell, I had to play a game about dik on dik contact in a fucking online multiplayer environment. That experience was 100% the most traumatising shit I have ever gone through...
ANYWAY! Today was going to be different as Jolly had some absolutely (fucking terrible) awesome ideas to increase everyone's mood and have some GREAT BANTER. He had recently signed up for FimFiction and decided to go browsing. However there was one major problem with what he was doing, other than just being on the site for fucks sake, he had the Mature filter DISABLED so yeah... We all know what kinda fucked up shit was due to happen afterwards.
