Fucking Ponies... (Old Fics)

by Flutterpriest

Fluttershy Tries To Oppress Anon (Teen)

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Author's Note

Lesson 2: Keep ellipsis and stutters to a minimum, or else it becomes a cluttered mess. Ugh. 2013.


Fluttershy Tries To Oppress Anon (Teen)

"I-i just don't know what to do Rainbow... I-i just keep trying to oppress him, B-but nothing works..."

"Pth." Rainbow scoffs. "You just need to learn from a pro Fluttershy. Here. Let your good pal Rainbow Dash show you how it's done."

Rainbow scans the ground, from the cloud the two of you sit on.

"There he is! Lemme show you how it's done, " She announces confidently.

The blue pegasus zooms from the cloud to the ground beside Anon.

"Hey there hot stuff. What cha up to?"

Anon looks around him and furrows his brow.

"Walking."

Oh my goodness... Rainbow is soo good at this. You lean over the cloud and watch closer.

"So, I was gunna make this amazing dinner tonight, " Rainbow begins to explain. "Then I realized I was fresh out of hot monkey dick. You should come over tonight so I can feast on your cock."

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"Anon has one heck of an uppercut," Rainbow says, rubbing her bruised chin.

"You flew all the way up to the clouds..."

"It was just an unlucky break... I could get him if I really tried."

"O-of course, Rainbow... I'll just go talk to Pinkie now. O-okay? okay."

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"I-i don't know Pinkie... First Rarity... Then Rainbow..." Fluttershy says to her pink friend.

"Oh Fluttershy, you silly filly, why do you want to oppress Anon?"

"B-because... Well... um..."

"If you really like him, you should tell him how you feel, " Pinkie smiles." Go try it. Then if it doesn't work, your Auntie Pinkie Pie is here to make everything better."

"I-i'm a year O-older than-"

Pinkie suddenly pulls out an Aperture Science portal device, and shoots a blue portal on the floor underneath you.

"Eeeep! " You scream as you fall into the streets of Ponyville.

"Oh, hey Flutter. Whats up? "

Your bones tense up and words become hard to say.

"Uhm. I t-t-think I'd l-like you-" you choke out.

"Aww. I like you too. Flutter. Let's grab coffee later. But I gotta get to work... See ya!"

As Anon walks off, you bite your bottom lip as he moves away.

"to rut me like a whorse," you complete your sentence once he's out of earshot.

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