Author's Note

This story has a troll ending. I dunno.

Pinkie Pie Accidentally Gets You Off (Mature)

You are Anon, and you are walking into Sugarcube Corner. Looking around, you ensure that she isn't here. Doesn't look like it. Thank, Celestia.

You walk up to the counter and look around. Mrs. Cake approaches the register with a warm smile.

"Hiya Anon! What will you have?"

"I suppose I'll take a Lemon Surprise," you ask.

"Sounds good, let me just-"

A cry from one of the twins can be heard from upstairs.

"Oh Pumpkin! She's been under the weather lately. Pinkie! Can you help Anon?"

"Sure thing Mrs. C!"

You tense up and panic internally. Keep calm, Anon. Everything will be fine.

Then that majestic piece of pink heaven emerges gracefully from the kitchen, her hips swaying carefully, her mane tossed and as curly as ever. Sweat and flour adorns her face, creating a layer of makeup that only a baker could pull off with finesse.

Her half lidded eyes stare directly into yours, as a smile grows on her face with each approaching step.

"One Lemon Surprise comin right up!~"

Your body feels numb as you take a deep gulp. Calm down, Anon.

She gathers the bakery, bending over to carefully grab the plate from the display case. Her tail shifts to the side, giving you a full view of where the party is at. The delicate pink flower. Her ass too.

She approaches you, placing the muffin in front of you. You've done your best to hold yourself till now. But, that's when it all changed, her gaze returned to yours. You heart stood still, so did time and space.

At that moment, you never thought that you could feel real again. But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend." She turned to you, that's when she said it. Looked you dead in the face asked, "Cash or Credit?"

Then you Jizzed. In. Your pants.