Author's Note

Abandoned Idea. I don't have the time.

Twilight Studies Anon (Teen?)

Observer Name: Twilight Sparkle
Date: August 14th, 1005th Year of the Sun
Project: The Scientific Study of the Human, Anonymous

Introduction:

This begins a log of activities and experiments obeserved and moderated by practitioner Princess Twilight Sparkle. The subject of these proceedings, further referred to by the name of Anonymous, seems to be a mostly furless, bipedal creature that has named it's species 'Human.' His (I assume to be male.) [Author's Note: Confirmed. He says he is male.] [Author's Note 2: Still test if he is actually male.] method of reaching Equestria or how many more of these 'Humans' there are is currently unknown, however he is confirmed to be a carniverous creature. For the sake of the general public, he is considered to be a top secret person of interest and is to remain removed from society until he is deemed not a threat.

His current place of holding is beneath the Ponyville Castle, in a room that is locked from the outside. That is not to say that Anonymous is kept within a prison. The Ponyville Castle does not have a prison, so in lieu, my assistant in these experiments, Spike the Dragon, fitted the door lock on the other side, added a visual opening, and also installed a food slot on the bottom of the door. His room is adequately furnished with many books of the Equestrian world, it's species, it's laws, and it's history. It also has a bed, two lamps, two chairs, paper, pencils, and a pack of chewing gum. Did I mention that I added a copy of Daring Doo and the Crystal Chalice? I'm especially interested if he will-

I suppose details are not relevant to this observation.

To begin detailing this account, I will detail how I encountered this task. On August 1st, I was alerted by my assistant to a scroll from Princess Celestia to join her and Princess Luna in Canterlot for a meeting of Top Secret importance. Given the rarity of such requests, I flew to Canterlot in a hurry and refused to wait for the next train. This seemed to be met by surprise by the Princesses, who said I could have 'Taken my time'. Clearly another case where the student never fails to impress her teachers. They introduced me to the creature, who was currently left in a barred cell in the Canterlot Dungeons. Upon my first look, I mistook him for some sort of sickly, clothed Minotaur whom had lost their horns.

He seemed to be searching his nasal cavity for some sort of build up prior to the three of us coming within eyesight of the creature. He still viciously denies such an action. I take this to believe he is shamed by such an action, much like the children of Equestria are.

Oh, and I'm still purplexed by his fluent speaking of Equestrian. He claims that in his world, a land where Humans are as plentiful as Ponies, the language he speaks is called 'English'. This, Earth apparently has a massive untold history and culture that is vastly different than our own.

Celestia and Luna placed upon me the task to discern if this Anonymous was a threat to Equestria and to provide daily reports on my findings. Given the context of this paper, I have agreed to this task.

Day 0: August 14th

Under careful supervision of Royal guard and a private train car, the subject was transported from Canterlot to Ponyville by night. The transfer process was a success. There was one instance were I grew concerned that Anonymous attempted to escape through the use of a noxious, deadly gas. However, he said 'Excuse me' and I realized it was just a fart. I can take soliace that at least his gastrointestinal system is similar to that of a pony.

He was escourted to his new holding place with the guards. Upon seeing his new habitat, he seemed overjoyed to "have bedsheets and shit." It appears this creature has no issue using profanity in order to express his thoughts or desires. This may have to be trained out of him.

The door was closed and locked behind him as he moved to lay on his bed. Within moments, I heard sounds similar to snoring coming from within the chamber. If he was pretending to sleep, it was quite a convincing ruse. Never the less, I couldn't help but consider the same actions proper and end today's proceedings as well. The guards were sent home and observations for today were concluded. Proper examination begins tomorrow.