Beastman's adventure

Equestria... Is not what you think it is....then again...This is a fanfic...Equestria may not be the same as the  show...oh...where's my mannes...I'm Beastman... Beastman sunra Firefox...I'm a highly rare species in the wonderful place of Equestria...I'm a dragonpony...You know, half dragon half pony... Oh...you do know. Well I wasted part of the story's time... What...stories don't a time limit?

Then what's storytime? Oh...ok...um..yea...I'm a red color, green snake's eyes, blue and white mane and fire spread tail, fire breathing, fourth wall breaking, sniper marksman, nacho eating-...what...what do you mean ponies don't use guns? Hey! Who telling the story!? This is a fanfic story...anything happens! Sorry folks..talking to my creator. What...I'm an oc. Anyways....this is Beastman's adventure! This fanfic contains mild language...got that? This is going to be awesome!!! Cue opening!

The sun rise over ponyville thanks to Princess Celestia. In a cottage not so far but far away from the castle is Beastman's house. The red dragonpony is sound sleep, dreaming about a tub of ice cream. No a TUB of ice cream. Like a bathtub. Anyway..soon his alarm clock went off and he press snooze. Getting up, he yarn and stretch his hoofs and wings.

"alrighty then..let's get ready for the fanfic!" Said excited

Beastman switch on his alarm clock to radio and hear his song coming on. He got up and gets ready for the day while whistling to to song. After putting on some cologne he rush out to see Celestia. When he reach to the top, the guards automatic let him in the castle. He watch Celestia and luna handle a situation.

"So you see your majesty, that's why I refuse to pay the fee...I got kids to feed and bills to pay. So..all I asking is: you drop the fee and I'll do some work for you... Huh?" The citizen asks with a ticket in his hoofs.

Celestia goan in anger before saying. "and I'll I'm saying is just pay the damn fee..we went over this for the sixth time. I got lots of important stuff to do and time is in the essence. Just pay and leave thank you." She then told a guard to collect the payment.

The anger pony pull out a bag of bits and hand it to the guard.

"Someday Celestia... Somepony will take you down for good! Shouts as he storm out of the room and past Beastman. "Hope somepony will send you to hell!!!! The pony said before slamming the giant doors.

"Well...is that what you do? Piss off ponies all the time?" Beastman joke as Celestia walk up to him.

"Oh shut up and give your mother a hug." Said Celestia as she gave him a neck hug as Beastman give her a one hoof hug.

"Hey! Screw you narrator! I'm tall as Rainbow dash! She's just taller than me." Beastman shouted into air.

Celestia knew Beastman was always a forth wall breaker. When he does this, Celestia would sometimes just ignore him. Oh..I forgot...in this universe-

"I got this narrator dude..." Beastman interrupted. "In this universe, Celestia is known to be my mother. Yep...she my mom..the princess of Equestria! Oh... I forgot..Luna is my aunt..obviously."

"Breaking the forth again little nephew?"  Luna ask, walking up to hug him.

"You know it!" Beastman said he hugs back. "So...where's Bubblegum?" He ask while blushing.

Beastman has a little crush on Bubblegum. He had this crush since he met her the second time when she was in his cave.

"That where Bubblegum gets that wrong...I never lived in a cave...it's was at a abandoned warehouse." Beastman said in the air.

Yea...right..anyways...the first time they met is when Bubblegum met Luna as a filly. On her tour she meet Celestia and somepony biting her tail. It was baby Beastman enjoying a rainbow taste of Celestia's tail.

"Yea...she's hanging with Cupid. Why do you want to see her?" Luna ask with a smirk knowing he has a crush on her.

"Um...I was thinking of a get together with all our friends that's all." Beastman said smiling nervously.

Suddenly the door swings open as darkness slowly fills the room. Celestia and Luna look as a dark alicorn walk in. He has a black body color with white front hoofs and white hair. He also has bright red dark eyes and a crown.

"Celestia... I came here to-" the dark alicorn spoke in a low dark voice. Basically his voice kinda sounds like shadow the hedgehog. He stop when a red dragonpony pop out of Celestia's mane. He knew who he is. "Nevermind!" He shouted as he tries to walk away.

"PHYSCO!!! Hey brother what's up!" Beastman yelled out while trying to hug him. But his face meets Physco's hoof.

"Don't...touch me. Nice to see you too dear brother." Physco said in shame.

Physco is...not a nice pony. He the most ruthless killer in the whole planet. As the king of darkness and ruler of the chaos realm, Loads of ponies fear him. Who can blame them, the stallion is not only powerful enough to destroy Equestria, but the planet and others as well. Luckily he has standards. He's a family man with three children. A teenage lesbian daughter named Athena, and the twins Phydark and Snowco. He's married to a mare who use to act like him. Her name is Snowdark. An gray alicorn with lightish blue eyes and black and blue stripe mane and tail.

"Physco... Its so nice for you to drop by." Said Celestia.

"Whatever." Physco said rolling his eyes. "Anyways...I came here to ask of you to control your subjects... They keep insulting my kingdom and my subjects as well. If this keeps up, I'll murder them all."

"Sorry about that king Physco... We'll get to it when we can." Said Luna.

"In the meanwhile.. Stay for while. I'll fix you up with some bloody Marys." Celestia said walking towards the kitchen.

Beastman watch as Celestia walk off to make her son's favorite alcohol beverage.

"Man..mom sure knows what you like huh Physco?" Beastman said turning his attention to his brother.

"Of course she does, she's our mother. Its kinda her job." Said Physco as he look for a place to mediate.

"Well... I'm having a get together at Bubblegum's place...you'll be there?" Beastman ask.

"I'll bring the family and some snacks." Physco answer as he walk off.

"Ok..see ya!" Beastman shouted and rush out to find Bubblegum.

Beastman walk around ponyville, Asking ponies where Bubblegum and cupid would be. Mr.cake said he just saw them going to the beach. Beastman thank Mr. Cake and head to the local beach. When he got there, lots of ponies were there. Ponies of all ages were having a great time, fillies playing with the sand or water, some stallions playing volleyball, and mares sunbathing.

"I wonder if these is a nude beach? Cause I see nopony wearing swimming wear...then again... We don't usually wear clothes. Wait..are we always naked?" Beastman ask himself. "I only pony I know wear clothes is Maud pie..and...well that's it...there's nopony else I know wears clothes...oh well."

Beastman shrugs and look for Bubblegum. After a minute of looking he saw a pink mane and tail, white body color, and light blue eyes pony walk up to him.

"Hey Beastman what's up?" The pony said to him.

"Oh hey Cupid. Readers this is Cupid, an oc of PonyCraft X3...she's actually the first pony I made friends with. You seen Bubblegum?" Ask Beastman as he look around.

"She's in the water." Cupid answer and point to the ocean.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-WATER!?!?!?!" Beastman scream in fear.

Beastman......does have a tiny fear of water. But its not his fault.

"RIGHT!!! ITS YOUR FAULT!!" Beastman yelled, scaring some nearby fillies and ponies.

"Ok Beastman... Calm down.." Said cupid

The reason of this fear is because of his weakness.. You know what they say: fire and water.. Don't mix. Water puts out fires or fire boils water. Beastman doesn't know how to boil water with his fire yet...so he stay away from it as far as possible.

"Can...can you just call her here?" Beastman ask nervously.

Cupid sigh then walk close to the water. "Yo Bubblegum! Beastman wants to talk to ya!" She yell.

Beastman's point of view: a hot hot pink alicorn with light blue mane and tail. She stroke her long lovely mane as she look cutely at him with her blue eyes.

"timeout! Is it me or does Cupid, Bubblegum and Snowdark all have blue eyes? Man...blue is the best mare color. Resume to my point of view." Beastman said in a train of thought.

Bubblegum slowly step out of the water. She fling her hair side to side. After a while of hair flinging, she walk in a calm but sexy walk towards him, Her hips swaying side to side. Beastman couldn't stop starring at Bubblegum's beautiful face and body. He thought he never seen a great looking mare. When she got close she spoke like an angel.

"Hey beasty.~" said Bubblegum fluttering her eyes.

Beastman couldn't move, think, shut his eyes, or even breaths.

"Beastman? You ok?" Reality Bubblegum said.

In reality: Bubblegum jump out of water and shake herself dry. After walking normally to him, she spoke like she speak to him as always: "hey beasty".

"Beastman... Yo Beastman!" Cupid yelled at him.

Beastman shook his head and realized it was all in his head.

"Huh? Oh...h-hey Bubbles...how it hanging?" Beastman ask shyly

"Good...just having some girl time with Cupid." Bubblegum answer.

"Why you ask?" Cupid question.

"I want to show or in this case...tell them about my friends. They may not get enough Intel about yours truly. Oh and I'm having a get together at your place..I-if you're ok with it?" Said and ask Beastman.

"Sure... Sounds fun." Said Bubblegum. "I'll even make cookies."

"Don't worry. Physco bringing snacks." Said Beastman with a smile. "By the way...how's you and fire hoof?"

"Not good. We broke up a few weeks ago...I caught him cheating with a another mare." Bubblegum said trying not to be sad about it.

"Well..I...wait where's cupid?" Beastman said looking around.

Cupid was sunbathing not so far from them.

"Well...if by any chance I could... Take you out to dinner?" Beastman blush asking that.

"Depends...I may not be busy Friday." Bubblegum blush answering.

"So Friday? At sixth?"

"Friday at sixth."

Beastman and Bubblegum look into each other eyes. Beastman then felt a hoof touch his. He look down and he was touching Bubblegum's hoof, and he didn't knew.

"Aaah! Bubblegum!?  Do you know a spell for sunburns?" Cupid ask when she realized she has a sunburn on her back.

"Well...see you at the get together." Bubblegum said as she walk to help cupid.

"Did...did I just ask her on a date? Crikey!" Beastman said wondering. "Join me next time and meet more of my friends and me on: meet Beastman the dragonpony part 2.