Close your blinds!

by Evilhumour

Chapter One: Washing the Rainbow!

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Chapter One

It began like any other day in Ponyville, which was quiet and low-key but all ponies knew that it would change shortly and something odd would happen.

Little did they know it would not be due to the massive splash of mud, but a unicorn forgetting to close their blinds…


Elusive let out a smile as he did a few final touches on his breakfast, spreading out the sour cream on his bagel when he heard rapid banging on his back door.

Frowning, the unicorn took the plate with him, holding it carefully in his magic as he trotted to the door and opened to see a mud-plastered blue pegasus looking at him.

“Hey Elusive, can I use your shower?” his friend Rainbow Blitz asked him, tilting his head in a way that splashed mud over his clean kitchen!

Elusive simply looked at the pegasus before his mind settled on the most pressing issue at the moment.

“Why don’t you use your own shower, Blitz?” Elusive asked sharply, standing still as to not let Blitz think he could walk into his house and track mud everywhere.

“‘Cause I’ve had some issues with the clouds that go to my water collection basins that I’m getting an expert to come in and check later this week,” Blitz then sighed and flicked his wings out, getting mud all over his clean walls! “Besides, this damn mud is really thick and I can’t even fly right now.”

“Wait, really?” Elusive blinked, noticing how agitated Blitz was looking right now, fidgeting on the spot.

“Yah,” Blitz held out a mud crusted wing in front of him, visibly struggling to keep it straight. “I can’t get into the air or lift anything, and it’s really starting to get to me so I can please get wet in your house?”

Elusive’s ear twitched at the phrasing but he relented and allowed his friend inside, tracking muddy hoofprints everywhere. Making sure he wasn’t grinding his teeth as mud splattered onto his table, he directed Blitz up the stairs with his tail slapping mud on his walls with a swish swish that was oddly hypnotic in a way. He had never got a chance to see his friend from this angle before as he preferred to fly everywhere and Elusive never noticed how compact his athletic friend was; a tight well muscled body in such a light frame, with his jagged mane drawing the eye from his crown to his highly tonned plot.

“So what happened Blitz?” Elusive asked as he tried to steer his mind away from those thoughts.

“Promise not to tell anypony?” Blitz asked, a faint blush visible behind the mud on his cheeks. Elusive nodded his head with Blitz pausing on the steps.

“I was having a really good dream, and I kinda rolled off the cloud I was napping on.” With Blitz shuffling on his hooves, Elusive knew that there was more.

“What kind of dream?” Elusive asked his friend with a smirk as he saw Blitz’s ears fold backwards. “Who was in it this time?”

“...Glide and Firestorm,” Blitz muttered under his breath, walking up the rest of the steps and making a beeline for his bathroom.

“Really now, both of your bosses?” Elusive chuckled, placing his breakfast on a vase stand. “With you and captain Firestorm having your way with Glide?”

Blitz froze with a hoof reaching to the doorknob, his ears upright and beet red. He bit his lip before saying in a hushed voice, “Actually, they’re were both doing me…”

Elusive blinked before raising a hoof. “But Glide is a mare…”

“She had a strap-on, okay?” Blitz all but shouted, face flushed. “Also another reason I couldn’t fly back up home as flying around with wood would not go well.”

“Personal experience, I suppose?” Elusive teased his friend as he opened the door, moving his blue well toned plot pass the doorframe.

“Yeah,” Blitz called out from the bathroom. “So lucky my dad was chief that I didn’t get in more trouble...still a very awkward chat at home.”

Elusive had to bite his lip as not to burst out in laughter, shaking his head at his friend. He stood by the doorway, lifting the bagel to his lips when Blitz called out again.

“Uhh, El, how the hell do I work your shower?”

WIth a sigh, Elusive put his breakfast down again and walked into the bathroom to see the pegasus struggling to use his unicorn tap shower.

Facehoofing, he lit up his horn and turned on the cold water first…

With a yelp, Blitz danced around in the tub before shooting Elusive a dirty look. Elusive simply smiled more and turned on the hot water.

“That good?”he asked as he fiddled with the temperature, with the pegasus nodding his head.

“Thanks again,” Blitz said as he reached for the bar of soap, only for it to prove too slippery to keep a hoof on, the pegasus swearing as it landed in front of him. Blitz then bent down for the bar of soap with his plot in the air, tail swishing back and forth.

Elusive let out a sigh, knowing exactly what he had to do now.


Rainbow Blitz was doing his utmost not to rub his stallionhood right now, with that hot dream still running his head, the water stimulating his body, everything that was happening almost identical to his fantastic dream and Elusive just climbed into the shower WHY DID ELUSIVE CLIMB INTO THE SHOWER‽

“Uhhh,” Blitz asked, realizing he couldn’t turn his body around and turned his head to stare at the unicorn who was very close to his hindquarters. “El?

“You’re having issues with the soap,” Elusive said, running the bar of soap along his body. “I can help you out here and,” he paused with a bottle flying past his right side. “I do have special shampoo that gets out gunk like mud and tree sap due to the Cutie Mark Cavaliers’ adventures.”

“That makes sense,” Blitz admitted, slowly turning his head forward as his friend sprayed him down with the white gunk and thanked all the time he spent fooling around in Summer Flight Camp had taught him how to hide his body from showing how much he was getting turned on right now. He had to stop himself from thinking of all the time he and Guilder had done it as this was so...exactly... the same way they stated their foreplay because he didn’t want Elusive to think he was making a move on him.

Oh by Solaris’s nutsack, was Elusive making a move on him‽

No, he couldn’t be making a mo-OH BY SOLARIS HOLY DICK WHY WAS ELUSIVE MOVING CLOSER‽

“El?” Blitz asked as he felt Elusive’s chest brush against his tail.

“I’m just getting closer so I can get your face, Blitz,” he said as he started to getontoHISBACKOHFAUSTABOVEELUSIVEWASONHIM!


Elusive wasn’t quite sure how he wound up in this situation, washing his friend’s entire, well-toned, muscular, handsome, alluring, powerful frame but he was sure that Blitz was on the same mental level by all the squirming and shuddering he was doing.

Still, the ball was still in his court so he decide to push the advantage. Walking forwards, he saw Blitz tense up immediately, with the multichromatic tail smacking him in the chest.

“El?” he whimpered, still looking forwards and his cheeks blazing red hot.

“I’m just getting closer so I can get your face Blitz,” Elusive said as he began to mount his friend, rubbing the soap and shampoo under his wings as he got close to Blitz’s face.

It was now or never, if he wanted this to happen.

In five.


Okay, he could do this! He was Rainbow McDanger Blitz, he had been through this song and dance before and he could do it again!

Elusive might even be a fun bang buddy!

He knew Elusive’s head was near his left wing so a few seconds, he would surprise his friend by planting a kiss on his lips in five.


Four.


Three.


Two.


One.


Now!

Blitz turned his head to show what a pegasus could with his mouth...only for Elusive to lift his head to kiss his friend’s clean neck.

Which meant both of them had a rather hard meeting of their heads.

Elusive stumbled backwards, kicking Blitz’s leg out from under the pegasus which caused the pegasus to land on top of him, muzzle to muzzle.

Elusive looked up at the gleaming blue pegasus, his rainbow mane a mixture of colours running down his face. Blitz looked down at the still white unicorn, his purple mane flaring out on the tub floor.

The two of them looked each other in the eyes, azure meeting cerise.

There was a moment of utter silence beyond the patter of the shower head running water down Blitz’s down.

He then lunged in sync with Elusive, lips meeting each other and a whole new world was discovered.


Elusive was in paradise and it tasted like strawberries. He thought Blitz would just force his way into his mouth but no, his friend was an elegant dancer, his tongue so gentle and maneuverable it made his mind race for reason as he tried to deal with the pure sensation of bliss as the pegasus firmly but gently rubbed his body down with his hooves.

Already, it was pouring blood towards his stallionhood and they only started kissing!


Elusive was no slouch in the tongue department, certainly no pegasus or griffon but buck him he was good!

Although he had yet to feel Elusive rub him, after all the attention he was giving to his unicorn fr-THERE IT WAS!

His eyes rolled into the back of his head as he felt Elusive’s magic cover his entire body and began to send him to heaven!

Everything became sharper; he could feel all the drops of water running down his body, he could feel Elusive’s magic focus on his plot, he could smell the musk that was beginning to grow, he could hear Silver open the door downstairs and call out for Elusive, he could feel Elusive’s diiiiWAITWAITWAITWAIT “WAIT!” he shouted, pushing off of a very confused looking Elusive. “Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapyourbrotherishere!”

Elusive’s eyes became pinpricks, scrambling to get to his hooves as Blitz grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself, covering up his erection to little success.

“Elusive?” Silver called out as the colt came up the staircase and the stallions had a moment of panic as they realized the door was still open.

“Hi there,” Elusive said, panting as he sat beside Blitz and putting on a big smile as to not worry his brother. “What are you doing home so early?”

Silver gave them an odd look as he pulled out a book from his saddlebag. “I forgot this on the table this morning,” he said slowly, looking at the both of them. “What’s going on?”

“Well,” Blitz stammered, wondering how much was too much for a colt his age to hear. Probably everything. “Umm.”

“Blitz here needed to use our shower,” Elusive said, tapping his shoulder as their tails wrapped around each other.

“Why, what’s wrong with his?”

“His hot piping isn’t working,” Elusive said with an internal wince that even Blitz could hear. “And he fell into some mud so he needed to wash his cuteeeie mark and body.”

“Okaaaay,” Silver said slowly, looking at his brother now. “Why are you so wet?”

“Uhhhhh,” Elusive trailed off, stammering and looking at him for help.

“I couldn’t use your shower so Elusive helped turn me on...the water,” Blitz rambled out, feeling his ears heat up. “And then I got him wet by splashing him with the water from the shower.”

“Yeah, that’s it!” Elusive nodded his head before grinning widely at his brother. “Nothing else happened!”

Silver Bell looked at them before shrugging and walking down the stairs. Both Blitz and Elusive waited until they heard the door close before letting out a sigh of relief and starting to laugh at the whole situation.

“So that happened,” Blitz said with his tail twitching; his stallionhood receding into him.

“Indeed it did,” Elusive let out a content sigh. “Never thought you would be so good with your mouth.”

“Eh, you have to be good with your mouth if you got feathers,” Blitz grinned to himself, running his tongue over his teeth. “Then again, I am Rainbow McDanger Blitz so of course I’m go-”

He was cut off when Elusive bopped his nose with his breakfast, getting some white stuff on his face.

With a coy laugh, Elusive then leaned closely and licked his white cream off of him with his tongue. It was still not a pegasus’s tongue but damn did it cause him to get hard again in a instant.

With a blush racing across his cheeks as Elusive pulled back while licking his lips and looked him into the eyes. Blitz could feel his heart thundering in his head as he began to lean towards the unicorn with his eyes closed and lips primed for another fantas-

“GAH!” he shouted as something very cold just clomped over his dick, causing him to flare out his wings. Opening his eyes, he could see Elusive’s bagel fly out from between his legs with the unicorn grinning at him. He quickly put two and two together and glared at him. “What the buck man, why did you doooooooooh,” Blitz’s entire face flushed as he figured out what two and two really equaled out into and couldn’t help himself from wiggling in anticipation as Elusive guided him to his bedroom with his cock covered in Elusive’s white stuff twitching to be cleaned as well as filling with his own white stuff.

As soon as he placed a hoof into Elusive’s bedroom, he felt himself yanked forwards onto Elusive’s bed with the unicorn launching an assault on his lips. Blitz kissed back, trying to get his tongue into his friend’s mouth but the unicorn wasn’t opening his doors to him.

With a squeak as Elusive pushed him backwards on the bed, the unicorn began to hold him down with his magic. “You interrupted my breakfast, Blitz,” Elusive said in a husky growl, his eyes running down from his face to his stallionhood standing tall and proud. “So I think I will have my fill.”

With that as his only warning, Elusive leaned down and traced his tongue up his shaft. Blitz yelped in surprise at how fast Elusive was going with this as well as his fetish being used but it was far too quick for Blitz to just give up control. Elusive had to work for it dammit!

Leaning upwards, he opened his mouth as Elusive ran his tongue over his dick again. “H-hey now,” he stammered as a wave of bliss ran through him. “I-”

He was forced back down with Elusive’s magic pinning him down stronger now with his hind legs forced open and his forelegs to the corners of the bed.

He couldn’t help himself now, a moan escaping his lips with all of his legs pinned down and being unable to move! He could feel his wings expanded out from his sides as Elusive stopped licking his stallionhood and gave him a perverted smirk.

“My, does somepony like being held down, unable to move a single limb, at the mercy of another?” he purred out, his magic starting to put pressure onto his wings now, his mind going crazy at the slow build up Elusive was teasing him with.

But..he couldn’t tell Elusive that so soon; he’d never get a chance to have Elusive’s dick if he tied him up like the naughty colt he was all the time!

“Mayybe,” he whimpered as Elusive licked his tip now as well as put pressure onto his wing joints that made them feel like lead! Oh by Solaris’s beard, he was already getting close and they just started!

Note to self, hook up with more unicorns in the future because magic was awesometastic!

Elusive simply smirked at him before lowering his head back down to his throbbing stallionhood and began to trace his tongue along the tip.

Oh nononononono, he wasn’t going to go out this easily or this quickly! He was Rainbow McDanger Blitz and if he could take a griffon, he could deal with a unicorn!

Leaning as far as he could, he reached out with his tongue and encircled the tip of Elusive’s glowing horn with a light lick, causing the unicorn to shudder.

So there was some merit to the junk about unicorn’s horns being sensitive .

Pouncing on the opening, he continue to lick the horn with Elusive leaning closer to him before he stopped teasing his pecker and forced his tongue into his mouth.

Blitz was now in his element, running his tongue all over Elusive’s and causing the unicorn to moan into his mouth.

He was sure he would have gotten Elusive to cum if he didn’t need to breathe, but as both of them pulled back panting, it seemed Elusive had another idea in his head as he straddled him, with Elusive’s cock just out of sight but hard on his barrel.


“By Solaris, I love your tongue Blitz,” Elusive growled, running a hoof down the pegasus’s side with the pegasus shuddering in delight. “Never got that hard by just a simple tongue.” He then leaned down to nip Blitz’s neck. “But I have been a bad host; I didn’t offer you anything to eat.”

Before Blitz could say a word, Elusive turned around and presented Blitz his stallionhood. “How about some sauaaaa,” he moaned, as Blitz began to suck him, using his marvelous mouth and tongue on his dick. His tongue lap was a velvet cushion while his mouth pulled his cock in deep without so much as hint of his teeth. He moved with such speed that he normally associated with the pegasus but with such tender care that should have been impossible. Blitz’s mouth redefined what a blowjob could be; mixing the feel of lips in with the speed of jerking off with his magic pumping his dick non-stop.

Oh, if only he could take the feel of Blitz’s mouth and make clothes out of it; he would have the best silk and velvet line of suits and dress in all of Equestria, with no seams or any stitches whatsoever.

Still, he was determined to find out if the rainbow really tasted like strawberries so he bent down and started to take the erect penis into his mouth, doing his best to push it down his throat. He did not have a great amount of experience in this activity as he had not have that many stallion partners in the past, which was clear at how much Blitz was wincing every time he nicked the pegasus’s penis.

Luckily for the both of them, he had magic. With his horn sending out another flicker of magic, he began to grab Blitz’s balls and began to play around with them. He squeezed and rolled them around, tugging ever so slightly and using his magic to vibrate them, everything he knew that usually got one of his partners putty in his hooves.

Blitz proved to be made of stronger stuff, moaning heavily now but not ceasing his assault which was putting him close to the edge and if he knew his athletic friend correctly, Blitz would stop his magic if he got Elusive to go off first and for some reason that pushed Elusive to get him to cum first.

With his mind a haze of lust and desire, Elusive recalled that his friend had a fetish for bondge and wagered that if he tugged that multichromatic tail, he would cause the pegasus to give him his special sauce.

Pulling the tail straight up with a yelp heavy with a loud moan, Elusive was rewarded by Blitz slamming his hips into the unicorn’s muzzle and pushing his dick deep down his throat, shooting his hot salty spunk down his throat with a steady rhythm of cum filling his gut.

He let out a content moan, his eyes fluttering as he felt himself in heaven as his friend’s seed filled his mouth, his concentration wavering for a mom-

He let a yelp as Blitz suddenly went on the attack, his hooves rubbing his flanks expertly, his hindlegs locking his head in place and sensually and his wings massaging his sides. Oh by Solaris, he HAD to date more pegasi in the future if they could do that with their wings and mouths!

Moaning with pleasure, he felt himself slammed past his point of resistance and brought to his climax, his cock exploding his own load into Blitz’s mouth but the pegasus wasn’t finished yet; he continued to pump his dick deeper into his mouth, straighttothehiltinaninstant, with his magical tongue moving around to lightly tap his balls!

Elusive let out another loud moan, shouting Blitz’s name aloud as he reached his apex before his body became jelly, dimly licking the throbbing pegasus’s dick that was still spurting out some salty strawberry juices.

He lost track of time but finally, Blitz was done pumping into his mouth and licking his dick. He then tapped Elusive’s flanks, trying to push him upwards. Elusive let out a groan, his legs weak as he pulled his cock out of Blitz’s mouth with a solid pop as he reluctantly let go of Blitz’s stallionhood with a wet glup. It showed how inexperienced he was as Blitz’s cock was still glistening with cum while his own stallionhood was clean as a whistle, only a few left over spurts smacking Blitz across the face and chest as his cock left the paradise that was Blitz’s lips.

With a content sigh, Blitz rotated himself and went up to nuzzle Elusive’s face, with their peckers rubbing against each other and caused Elusive to shudder with delight.

He then let out a small squeak of surprise as Blitz’s gave him a light kiss on the lips, none of the passion from before but still with the same tender care. “That, El,” Blitz panted as pulled the unicorn closer. “Was an awesomtastically great bang.”

Elusive rolled his eyes at what Blitz said but couldn’t find it himself to disagree. “It was marvelous, Blitz,” he hummed, running a hoof down Blitz’s side. He then frowned and looked at his friend. “What does this make us?”

Blitz stopped nuzzling him and got very serious. “Look Elusive,” he said calmly. “I’m not one for serious relationships or to see myself tied down to one pony for my entire life, but when I do get with somepony, I swear to treat the relationship with all the seriousness it deserves. I won’t see or bang anypony else unless you give me permission but when we’re done, you have to promise not to get jealous over who I am with next. And if things start to go south, we stop immediately. You’re one of my best friends, and I don’t want to do anything that would mess that up. You, Butters, Dusk, AJ and Berry are really important to me and junk and I so don’t want us banging to be the reason we’re no longer friends.”

“I understand,” Elusive said, nodding his head. He understood what Blitz said was important to him and he could respect his reasonings. Still… “One question, though.”

“Yeah?” Blitz looked at him with a tilt of his head.

“Ready for round two?” he asked as he pushed the stallion over onto his back again, using his magic to rub Blitz’s stallionhood back to hardness.

“You know it, El.” Blitz grinned, leaned up to kiss him, running his hooves up and down his side as they continued their love making.

All the while unaware that a certain yellow pegasus was hovering outside the window, eyes wide open as he continued to watch his two friends go at it again. After a long period of time, he landed on the ground and made his way to his cottage to find his marefriend.

To Be Continued

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