Eris let out a bored sigh as she floated around Butter’s cottage for the billionth time with her tummy rumbling to be fed. Petting the stomach in her hand, she grumbled at her silly, stubborn coltfriend. Of course he had to go out and get some sugar from one of his friends instead of letting her create some.

Why did he have to take her advice now to be assertive? She wanted her pancakes danggit! It was so tempting to just snap up a plate of Butter’s pancakes but there were two problems with that: one, it wouldn’t be as good as Butters making it for her… and he would be unhappy at her.

She frowned to herself, wondering when she had gone so soft. She used to be ruling this place until Sunflanks McLargebutt and Moonbutt stopped her by stoning her with those pesky Elements, and once she escaped, she had come this close to beating Harmony when Sunflanks’ lackeys stopped her.

She paused, remembering how she first meet Butters; he was so damn nice that none of her usual tricks worked on him. Nothing she said caused him to flip his Element and she had been forced to do things directly.

Then when Sun-Solaris, the mental correction a product of being near Butterscotch for so long, had decided that she could be ‘reformed’ and let her out.

She had played along for the entire time until she was ready to really escape… and then Butterscotch happened!

She couldn’t find it in her heart to hurt him and she put a halt to all her plans! That whole mess with Lady Tirek really made things more obvious that Butterscotch not only got under her skin but set up a freaking a timeshare in her heart!

So yeah, she was in love with the pegasus that made her soft.

…

Didn’t hurt that he loved her back and did his best to make her happy.

And it was a massive plus in his favour due to what he could do with his tong-

The door slammed open behind her, and taking another page from Butterscotch’s book, she squeaked in surprise. Tossing the most lethal thing she had available, she watched her coltfriend duck the tiny white bunny rabbit flipping her off and plow straight into her with a savage kiss directed at her lips.

She was sent into the coffee table, breaking it apart, while she was running her paw and talon rubbing up and down his sides. On one paw, she was surprised as all hell but on the talon-

She squeaked in pleasure as Butterscotch destroyed her concentration when he forced his magical tongue into her mouth and showed her why she had her Once you go pegasus, you don’t go back shirt!

Panting for air, she was given some time when Butterscotch broke the kiss and looked hungrily down at her.

With a faint blush on her cheeks that she wasn’t embarrassed about because this was her Butterscotch seeing it, her mouth decided to ask a question while her body was quivering due to what she felt on her stomach was Butterscotch at half mast already!

“You get the sugar, sugah!” she was cut off again when he reached up and chewed on her ear!

She felt her body shift on her as Butterscotch lowered himself down while kissing and licking her neck, her malleable form trying to best position itself to be pleasured by her pegasus but no, she already had the perfect foooaaaahhsweetchaosbeingspankedinpubliclikethewhoreshewas Butterscotch licked her nipples with his special technique that drove her crazier!

He then got down to her waist and her body decided it was time to change itself without her approval. As soon as Butterscotch reached her vagina, her head and tail swapped places with both of her lips salivating in anticipation at both of his magical tools.

Although something was nagging her…

Prince Solaris, the wise alicorn of the sun, the ruler with a thousand years of experience was frowning to himself as something felt off.

He wasn’t the only one to notice it but as it was coming from Ponyville most were practicing the this-is-a-normal-day-for-those-crazy-bastards-if-I-don’t-ask-I-can’t-get-involved method to deal with it.

Still, it was his duty to protect his ponies from any danger and that meant poking the hornet's ne-OH.

Now he remembered where he had felt that buildup of chaos magic before and let out a sigh of relief. Nothing to worry abou-

“Solaris, do you feel it too?” his brother Artemis asked as he galloped into the room. “That buildup of chaos magic? That fiend Eris is up to no good! We must stop her!”

“Artemis, we shouldn’t go,” Solaris began to say to save his brother and himself an awkward situation but Artemis had already jumped the crossbow and interrupted him.

“Of course, one must stay to protect Canterlot,” Artemis declared, stamping his hoof before teleporting away.

Solaris counted down from five to four, three, two and now.

Artemis teleported back into the room, face completely purple and the blush continued along his brother’s body with his wings pressed to his side with wide eyes.

Solars simply smiled at his brother and asked, “And what did we learn, Artemis?”

“We learned that our dear friend Butterscotch is not meek when it comes to passion of lovemaking and that he should close his front door so that no others inadvertently stumble in and witness the Draconequus... mating rituals.” He shuddered and looked at his brother. “I do believe I require a shower, among other things.”

“You go do that, Arty, I need to find an umbrella,” Solaris said, which attracted his brother’s attention. “I have seen this before and trust me, when Eris is like this, she becomes very predictable.”

Artemis was torn between taking a very cold shower and learning what his brother knew about Eris being predictable.

With a sigh that came from knowing he should have stayed in bed today, Artemis followed his brother out into the hallway.

Eris’s ear twitched as she heard someone teleport nearby, squeak like a filly and teleport away but didn’t pay it any mind as she took Butterscotch's enormous black dick down her throat with her bear paw rubbing his balls as her large eagle talon flew up to rub his wing joints with her hoof and dragon foot both kicking the ground as her dragon tail swept across the room with the ecstasy she felt from how Butters dominated her walls with his heavenly tongue! She’d give up being an avatar of chaos if she could have this for the rest of her lif-

She let out a deep moan, shuddering as her body started to jellify again as Butterscotch wrapped his tongue around her button, with a strong part of her inner self keeping them in places to either pleasure her pegasus and get pleasured by her pegasus. Like her chest was floating just in place to be traced and tantalized by his wings, stroking her nipples or her flanks being rubbed by his hooves just right.

She was barely, just barely holding back from climaxing at how perfectly he was treating every part of her and she loved the fact that they got to this point where Butterscotch didn’t even flinch at her body floating around in parts anymo-.

She gasped as her butt was now being teased by his tail, oh was there anything her precious pegasus couldn't do‽

She felt her body begin to quake, a sign that she either was going to climax or her body was going to reform itself on her and give her one nasty whiplash and more importantly hurt Butte-.

“Eris,” he moaned into her, filled with nothing but utter love for her!

Welp, that did it.

Glory shot in five, four, three, two-

“Ughh,” Solaris groaned, holding a newspaper up over his head with Artemis tilting his head at him and the simply terrifying amount of chaos magic building up at an alarming rate. “It should be good from the rain,” he said as he looked at his little brother.

With a sigh and a roll of his eyes, Artemis looked at his brother and said, “It doesn’t rain inside, -” but before he finish his retort, the buildup of chaos magic hit its climax and a wave of chaos magic ran out from the epicenter, causing a number of trees to change into shapes that looked very questionable, several clouds to start raining a near endless amount of socks as well a storm inside the room where Artemis and Solaris were in and that Artemis hoped with every fibre of his being was just white chocolate staining his face.

Tilting his head when he heard his brother snickering, he saw that Solaris was now dressed in a light blue jacket with glasses on his nose.

“Hello Janet,” Solaris held a wing to his face, smirking a very telling smil-

Artemis looked down at himself to see he was dressed in a pink dress and let out a very loud annoyed growl. “I hate you, Solaris,” Artemis snarled as he tried to tug his outfit off with little success. Muttering under his breath, he grabbed the a section of the newspaper and held it over his head. “Once I get this off of me, we are going to go investigate the damages and talk to Eris about...” he trailed off, shaking his hoof to think of a proper way to phrase his sentence.

“Agreed,” Solaris said, bumping his brother’s flanks. “Although, we might have only one thing to worry about. Only time will tell.”

Eris let out a girly giggle as she flew in a perfect backwards circle, her mind still replaying that amazing bout of surprise sex from her usually timid coltfriend.

He was curled up on one of her doubles as another her cleaned everything up in a sexy maid’s outfit while another her cooked up some breakfast for them in a sexy apron while another her tended Butter’s animals in a sexy outfit and so on.

She had usually put a block on herself from going that hard but she couldn’t remember exactly why she had-

“Ow,” she let out a squeak of surprise as she flew into something hard and bopped her nose. Frowning in confusion as she knew this stretch of the forest very well, she looked to see what dared bonk her no-

She let out a tiny gasp at what she saw, the reason for her self-block in full view.

“Oh no,” she gulped as she looked up, way up at the result of her dysfunction flaring up. Looking over her shoulder to make sure Butterscotch didn’t see it as he would probably be mortified and never speak to her again, she quickly snapped her fingers to make it vanish.

It was still there.

After snapping her fingers several more times with it still being there, Eris felt her dread double as it began to move on its own on a path that would take it directly into Ponyville!

“Ohnononononononono!” she began to fly in nervous circles, almost tying herself in a knot before she caught herself at the last second. She then halted, placed a bearpaw over her chest and took some deep breaths that she totally didn’t copy from watching Magicbutt having a panic attack. “Okay, I need to get some help stat!”

With a plan of attack in paw, she teleported herself away to find Magicbutt while leaving a clone of herself to guard the object before teleporting back in and covering it up with a large tarp that had her beautiful mug on it with the caption saying You mad? and Mine, no touchy!!!! scrawled underneath it.

Author's Note

Try and guess what her dysfunction is!