1000 Ways To Die

Date: October 3, 2019
Location: Human World, Bulk Biceps House

Bulk Biceps was a real body builder. He lifted every single dumbbell at school, at the gym, and pretty much every dumbbell in the city he lived in. Now you're probably thinking that's how he got his muscles. Well that was one of the things that got him buff but another thing that he did was rely on a mixture of vegetables and other such natural ingredients to pump him up. He put all the ingredients in his juicer. He would drink, lift repeat, drink, lift, repeat. Over and over again.

"YEAHHHH!!!"

Rainbow Dash you know about working out what do you have to say.

"You can train ten hours a week but if you don't pay attention to your diet, you'll never develop the muscles you want. I sometimes do eat stuff that is unhealthy, but I maintain a healthy diet which help keeps me fit."

Bulk kept his healthy diet, but many people avoided him when he started to act meaner and stranger. The reason he was acting this way was because he added a new ingredient to his diet. The new ingredient was steroids. Rainbow Dash do you have any information about steroids.

"Steroids are the worse way to get muscles. It comes with a lot of bad side effects. You can have liver failure, your heart can grow out of place, and you can get what most of us girls call bitch tits which is boobs on a man which is never good. It's also definitely not attractive."

Bulk began to pick on the scrawny kids. "Hold my dumbbell for me."

When the kid tried to hold the dumbbell, he fell down holding it.

"Ha! Your pathetic!" He tried to flirt with the girls. "Hey where are going beautiful!?"

"You're a pig!" The girl he tried to flirt with said.

The only things that Bulk had that didn't hate him was his juicer. He was using it every day.

Let's go deeper into this juicer he had. It has a three-quarter horsepower engine and its razor-sharp blade spun at over sixty miles per hour. It sliced anything he put in there to bits. Bulk worked his juicer to a pulp. He never checked it. He had it for years. One day he realized his juicer was working slower than usual.

"Come on work faster!!"

Bulk began to get angry. However, before he could blow his top.

*Bzzz!!!* *POW!!!*

The juicer beat him to it. Once the smoke cleared the blade from the juicer had implanted itself in Bulk's neck. We got a girl known a Sugar Juice that knows a thing about Juicers.

"When the juicer wasn't checked for years it must have over heated. It then blew a gasket and exploded. Every juicer has an expiration date that should be checked. If it's not checked the juicer could malfunction or cause injury to the user. I've heard of many injuries with juicers. When this juicer exploded the blade flew and severed this man's carotid artery and from what I know that artery provides blood to the brain. This led to significant hemorrhage. He bled out. Which killed him within seconds"

Bulk began to cheat to keep the muscles he had. He was a big bull moose who liked to juice. When his juicer blew a gasket. Bulk winded up...In a casket.

Way To Die #101: R.I.P-Ped