1000 Ways To Die
Gambler Zach
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Gambler Zach
Date: September 3, 2004
Location: Fillydelphia, Modern Structure's Warehouse

Do you need some bits. You want a loan. Here's our advice. Go to a bank and don't borrow from this pony. Meet Gambler Zach. He is going to visit a pony that works at a warehouse that hasn't paid his loan of bits he borrowed from him. Gambler Zach was a Loan Shark who prayed on those addicted to gambling. He was here to meet a pony named Jack Hammer who was super addicted to it. However, he's been on a losing streak.
"Hey Jack Hammer! I know your in here!" Zach is angry and spots who his looking for.
Jack Hammer was on a scissor lift and when he saw Zach he was scared. "Oh...Hey Zach...Heh...Heh...Fancy meeting you here." Jack gulped.
"You don't return my phone calls! You need to pay up now! You oue me ten thousand bits!!!"
Loan Sharks are almost everywhere. We got a pony named Slots who is a retired Loan Shark that knows how things go.
"Illegal type of gambling and Loan Sharking are about the same thing we're giving you a bit of money to play with but we want our money back and we want it back on time. We are really tight on the time we want it back. If a pony doesn't pay up we can go through our own means to make you pay up. Pretty much you're going to...Lets say get bitten by a shark."
"Come on down Jack!!! You're testing my patience!!!"
"Ah come on just give me one week you know i'm good for you."
"One week!!! What do I look like a charity!!!"
Jack wasn't going to come down. He was safe on the scissor lift but Zach decided to get him down himself. He took out a knife and went to cut the hydraulic line.
"No wait what are you doing!!! No please!!!"
*Bzzz!!!*
*Crunch!!!*
"AHHH!!!!!" The scissor lift malfunctioned came crashing down and
*Slice!!!*
Cut Jack's head right off.
"Oh shit." Jack whispered.
Nurse Red Heart what did Zach do to himself.
"When this stallion cut the hydraulic line the entire weight of the scissor lift which is tons of metal and steel comes crashing down and scissors his neck crushing his windpipe, cutting through the muscle, crushing the bone and, cutting the carotid arteries that go to his brain. It severed right through his spinal cord as well. He dies from lack of blood and no innervation from his brain to his body and he instantly died."
Gambler Zach was a pony who loaned bits to anypony. When it came time to collect. He wanted it one way or another. However, when his patience was tested he got tired of waiting he finally just...Lost his head.
Way To Die #102: Cut Short
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