1000 Ways To Die

Date: August 25, 2008
Location: Las Pegusas, Mr Stitche's Hideout

Gangs in Las Pegusas is no joke. One pony is learning that right now. Lucky Hoof just stole a bag of bits but was bleeding due to getting shot. He was a part of the gang called the Boodle Gang. Lucky Hoof was usually lucky stealing stuff, but it seems his luck had just ran out. Passing out and lying on the floor in an alleyway two ponies from his gang found him. These two ponies that found him where called Mr. Stitch and Bone Crusher.

"Hey, Lucky Hoof, you alright man. Shit I think he’s dead." Bone Crusher said.

"Don't worry I think I can save him let's take him to my hideout." Mr. Stitch said.

Mr. Stitch used to be a doctor but got fired after stealing pills to get high off. Now he helps his gang deal with injuries. He does a good job and everpony in the gang is happy. Many gangs have doctor that helps them we got a pony that wants to stay anonymous because he's from another gang and he is a doctor that helps with injuries as well.

"In the gang many don't want to deal with the hospital, police, and law enforcement. When they need help they come to me. Usually I deal with gunshot wounds, lacerations, stab wounds, and some other stuff. I do a very good job at helping them. As long as I do a good job noponies messing with me."

Bone Crusher and Mr. Stitch dragged Lucky Hoof into an old house that had many medical supplies Mr. Stitch stole they put him on the operating table.

"Come on man is he going to make it!!" Bone Crusher shouted at Mr. Stitch.

"Let me do it carefully alright!!" Mr. Stitch shouted back.

Mr. Stitch tried to carefully shove a tube down Lucky Hoofs throat, but he was taking too long.

"You're too slow move I’ll do it."

"No Bone Crusher you don't know how it's too dangerous."

Bone Crusher didn't listen he thought he could do it. He shoved the tube down Lucky Hoofs throat and turned on the machine. Then suddenly Lucky Hoof's stomach was beginning to grow.

"You did it wrong the tube is not in correctly!!" Mr. Stitch shouted.

All of a sudden Lucky Hoof opened his eyes. He was alive. But then.

*Pop!!!! Splat!!!!*

"Argh Gross!!" Bone Crusher shouted as he and Mr. Stitches just got covered in blood from Luck Hoof's stomach

What Happened? Snow Heart you've seen and done some surgeries what happened here?

"Esophageal intubation refers to the incorrect placement of an endotracheal tube in the esophagus since the esophagus is located behind the trachea where the tube is supposed to go. When an untrained professional tries to do this procedure, they place the tube in the stomach. The lungs can expel air, but the stomach can't. If you don't pull it out in time the stomach can blow up like a balloon."

Lucky Hoof thought stealing was easy. He thought luck was always on his side. Well it wasn't this time. He Lucky Hoof this is why they call it Gang...Bang.

Way To Die #107: Pop Goes The Stomach