1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 4th, 2016
Location: Ponywood, Movie Set

"Cut!!! That was pathetic!!! Do it again!!!" One pony shouted at two actors. Meet Rather Dashing he's a pony that is directing a movie and wants it to be perfect.

"We already did it twenty seven times. We are trying our best." An actor said.

"If that's your best your best won't do!!!"

Rather Dashing is mean but his movies were good. He was always rolling in dough. He used to be an actor but he decided to make his own movies. The movie he made was all about action. However, he wanted it to be so realistic that everypony that was acting didn't have stunt doubles they were doing their own stunts. So far five ponies have been injured. Why wouldn't they quit well everypony knew Dashing's movies and they knew if they stared in his movies they would be like him rolling in dough. It's not that weird seeing a director go ballistic we got an actor named Star Harmony who's been in many films.

"When it's on screen it's beautiful. Behind the scenes is totally different. Some ponies believe they get all behind the scenes. If you ask me that's just more acting. Many directors have gone ballistic and have started fights with many actors. In fact I actually had a director make me do my own stunts and I almost broke some of my bones. The movie was a success and I got an award however, I would never do something like that ever again. The director I worked with broke things when things didn't go the way he wanted."

"You know what lets skip that scene and will film it later. Time for the chase scene bring out the carts!!!" Dashing shouted.

The cast brought out the carts that were mechanical with buttons to control them for the speed chase.

"Everypony into positions and....Action!!!"

The carts zoomed with everypony doing their part. Everything was going well until one of the actors in the cart did a wrong turn.

"Cut!!!."

All the carts stopped.

"You unicorn with the safety pin for a cutie mark what was that!!! You were supposed to go left!!!" Dashing was shouting at a unicorn named Pokey Pierce who was in this movie because the ponies loved his voice and thought he had the skills to play a character in Dashing's movie.

"I'm sorry it won't happen again."

Let me show you how it's done." Dashing got in the cart and controlled it like a pro. He did amazing drifts and stunts pressing all the right buttons in the cart. "This is how you do it!!!" Dashing shouted as the cart drove however, Dashing should have hit the brakes. Everpony saw him coming and got out of the way. Dashing hit the brakes but the cart immediately stopped flinging Dashing out of the cart. The cart stopped but Dashing kept going.

*Stab!!!*

Dashing landed on Pokey Pierce. Pierce was fine and pushed Dashing off him but then Pokey felt something on his horn. He realized it was blood. Where did that come from.

"Blugh!!! Ark!!! Ark!!!" It was from Dashing who was spitting up blood from his mouth.

When Dashing was flung from the cart he landed on Pokey Pierce and his chest got stabbed by his horn which was sharp and stabbed all the way to his heart. Nurse Red Heart what happened to poor Dashing.

"If a thin-walled structure such as the left or right atrium, the aorta, or the pulmonary artery are cut. They bleed around the heart into the sac that covers the heart called the pericardium. This is what this unicorn's horn did to this poor director when this happens the patient dies from a condition called pericardial tamponade."

Rather Dashing wanted his movies to be the best. He's still good at acting. That death scene was amazing. It was very believable. Oh, wait it was real. Time to add another death to this movies...Kill Count.

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