1000 Ways To Die

Date: July 25, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Central Park

Now many ponies know Jack Hammer as a simple pegasus who works and does lots of construction projects. Even at home he does some construction projects. He builds robots for one reason. To see them smash and destroy things. He could have gone to college to put his brain to good use but all he cared about was destroying things with his creations.

"Alright robot, you will be called The Crushinator."

He would play with his robots destroying anything he could find like old T.V sets he found in other ponies’ garbage

*Smash!!*

"Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!"

He spent most of his time breaking stuff, but he wanted to do something a bit more extreme this time. He got an idea and went straight to work. After a couple hours of working in his basement he had created a new robot called The Slicer. It had a lawnmower blade that could slice almost anything. This was dangerous and stupid. Jack Hammer loved it. Still he wanted to do more to this robot

Now we got a pony that knows about robots called Automatic.

"Robots are pretty much what we make to do all the hard work for us. We program them and they listen to us. Many ponies use them for heavy lifting and other such things that are hard to do. When robots were first being made many ponies were fascinated and they began to make more robots and other high-tech technology to make them work more efficient."

Jack Hammer finished The Slicer and added eyes. It had motion sensors. This robot will destroy anything that moves. He took to the park and began to terrorize the citizens. Whenever a little colt or filly would leave their toy for a while Jack Hammer would put his robot to the test

*Bzzzzzz!!*

It sliced straight through the toys.

"Hey! That was my toy!" A filly shouted.

"Well to bad it just got destroyed by my toy." Jack Hammer said.

Jack Hammer saw another colt put his toy down and saw his next target. However, the colt picked up his toy and moved. Jack Hammer grunted and went to pick up his robot. However, a pony dropped something from the sky close to the robot. A small nail. Luckily the Pegasi didn't drop the big shelf they were carrying. However, the nail activated the robot’s sensors. When Jack Hammer went to pick us his robot.

*Shlick!!!!*

"Ahhhhhh!!!!"

The robot sliced Jack Hammer's hoof and when he fell The Slicer kept on doing it's job.

*Shlick!!!!"

"Ahhhh!!!! Blugh!!!!"

Jack Hammer began to spit up blood as The Slicer began to slice his body into mush. Jack Hammer was a goner.

"Somepony help this pony is hurt!!" The colt shouted but it was too late Jack Hammer was dead.

Hey, Nurse Red Heart what a happened to this poor pony.

"A deep laceration from a spinning lawn mower blade cut deeply into his abdomen and cut his arteries and aorta. This carries all the blood to the lower part of your body. He bleed out in a matter of seconds. Which caused him to die."

Instead giving his robot a brain Jack Hammer should have put his own to better use. Now he is completely…Brain dead.

Way To Die #109: Bot-ily Harmed