1000 Ways To Die
Pinkie Pie/Pink (Clone)
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Pink is a Pinkie Pie Clone nickname I made up for this character
Pinkie Pie/Pink (Clone)
Date: May 1, 2017
Location: Las Pegasus, Cloud Nine's Club

She looks like...what...a clone but I thought...uh whatever. It's five o' clock in the morning and this party is still going hard. Most of the newbies have either gone home or have been taken to the local emergency room. It wasn't anything new. We also got a pony named Pi- Uh Pink...yeah that's a good enough nickname. She was usually at these clubs. She knew how it went dance, have fun, drink up, and get high on the sweet stuff ponies bring.
Ponies were partying and having a great time. So was Pink, she also had a saddle bag with her.
One pony came up to her. He was a stallion and pointed at the saddle bag. "Got anything good?"
Pink smiled and revealed some pills, needles, and drugs she had in the bag. "What do you want?” Pink wanted bits and she wanted it fast. In some clubs she went to she would bring a stash of drugs and most partiers would come to keep their buzz going and their IQ go down the drain.
"I'll take a couple of those pills." The pony said pointing at one of the pill bottles Pink had.
"This is hard stuff. You got to pay up first."
The pony gave her forty bits. All she did was look at him. Then he gave her twenty more and that was enough for her to give him what he wanted.
We got a pony known as Vinyl, or her DJ name DJ Pon-3, who knows how these parties go.
"At a typical club like this one there's not a lot of security just a lot of music, a lot of dancing, and a lot of fun times. There are many ponies that come inside to sell drugs for a quick bit. Some ponies I know seem normal in the morning but at night they always start looking for the dope pony that sells that stuff. I don't do drugs. I just party all night and play my dubstep for the crowd."
Pink was getting so many bits by selling what she had. She looked at her saddlebag and realize she was getting low on her supplies. She had only two pills left and a needle that was empty. Pink broke the cardinal rule of drug dealing. Never get high on your own supply. She swallowed the pills and got high like most of the ponies here. She was a crazy party animal now. Taking stallions to the back to give them a great time. She even kept buying drinks for ponies with the bits she made. Then she saw something. It was a kitty pool full off liquid from glowsticks. Many ponies were smearing themselves with it.
Pink loved what she saw but she wanted to do something better than just smear it on herself. She took out the empty needle. Filled it up with the glowstick liquid. She mainlined the glowing goo into her body.
"Yeah look at that." Pink said. She saw her veins began to glow.
Many ponies noticed and gave her a bro hoof. Pink was having a great time. Then she began to feel lightheaded until finally.
*Plop*
She collapsed on the floor. Many ponies thought that she just passed out. However, she was dead. Twilight what happened to Pink.
"The mixture of chemicals in glowsticks creates a biproduct called phenol. Once it enters the bloodstream phenol shuts down the nervous system and triggers kidney failure. The Neighzis experimented with phenol execution during World War Two. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clone hunting."
Pink always wanted to have a good time. She started glowing like a nuclear reactor, and just like a nuclear reactor she...Melted Down.
Way To Die #110: Glow Job
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