1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 10, 2007
Location: Appleloosa, Back Of Puppy Love's Shelter For Dogs

Say hello to Tinder Box who is sneaking at night behind Puppy Love's Shelter For Dogs. Tinder Box sold just like his name tinder boxes. That wasn't enough though to pay for the stuff he needed. He stole dogs at Appleloosa because this place had the highest problem with illegal dog fighting.

Now behind Puppy Love's shelter was just puppies but there was another dog that was a Pitbull. That dog was what Tinder Box was after. He looked around to find the Pitbull and heard something growl. Then he saw the Pitbull lunge at him luckily it was behind a fence. The dog barked and tried to reach for Tinder Box

"There you are. You are going to make me a lot of bits."

Fluttershy how are Pitbull's trained to fight.

"Pitbull's in the fighting rings are bred to be aggressive. They train them by sometimes tying chains around their neck with a weight on to it. They will put them on a treadmill to make them stronger. However, a terrible way that I don't like is some even inject them with steroids."

Tinder Box had to get inside where the Pitbull was in. He wasn't stupid enough to enter inside with the Pit Bull awake. He took a tranquillizer gun and knocked out the Pitbull out cold.

"Sweet Dreams dog." Tinder Box said entering the cage.

Everything seemed to be going well until Tinder Box heard somepony coming. He locked the gate with him and the Pitbull inside and tried to hide in the dark as best as he could.

"Is somepony there!?" A mare shouted. It was Puppy Love the owner of the dog shelter looking for thieves

Tinder Box was well hidden but then Puppy Love decided to take a nap behind the shelter.

"Dammit." Tinder Box whispered. He would have to wait.

After two hours of a quick nap Puppy Love began to wake up. Tinder Box was finally happy. However, the Pitbull also woke up and he woke up hungry.

*Growl!!!*

"Oh no." Tinder Box saw and tried to open the door but...

*Chomp!*

"Agh!!! Ack!!!!"

The Pitbull latched onto Tinder Box's neck and was not letting go.

Puppy Love saw this. "What are you doing in there!!?" She shouted. All she could do was watch unless she wanted to be part of this late night snack.

"Blurgh!!!" Tinder Box began to spit out blood.

After two minutes Tinder Box was on the ground dead as the Pitbull enjoyed its snack. Puppy Love sighed and decided to alert the sheriff about what happened. Fluttershy how did Tinder Box die.

"A Pitbull can bite with around 300 pounds of pressure. It latched onto this ponies neck and crushed his trachea. That caused him not to able to take in any air into his lungs. The teeth punctured his neck and he bled from the arteries. The blood flowed into his lungs and he basically choked on his own blood. "

Tinder Box was an animal who belonged in a cage for stealing dogs all just for some quick bits. He got put in a cage and all the animals he stole finally caught up to him. This Pitbull finally put him in...The Pits.

Way To Die #118: Dog Dead Afternoon