1000 Ways To Die

Date: February 22, 2014
Location: Canterlot, Canterlot Hospital

"I need more. More! More!" Citrus Blush shouted.

You're probably wondering what she wanted more of. Well awhile go Citrus had an accident and broke her hind legs. Now she was shouting at a hospital who slammed the door on her a couple a days earlier. She wanted more of opioid they gave her when she was injured. However, they didn't let her get anymore since she was all better. She wouldn't take no for an answer. Nurse Redheart have you seen pony’s addictive to opioids.

"When somepony is addictive to opioids or any other type of drug, and they start to feel withdrawal symptoms. It means it starts to leave their body. They go into a state of the most severe flu one's ever had. If you can imagine taking a pill and having that flu completely go away. They usually feel not only okay. They feel better than okay and feeling euphoric. Then they become desperate just to get a hold of that pill. They'll do pretty much anything to get that pill."

Citrus needed a way inside she waited for just the right time. She waited and waited and waited until she couldn't wait any longer. She decided to make up something so that the ponies inside would rush outside. She called the hospital from a pay phone near the back of the hospital that had a garage door and made up a story. The hospital picks up the phone.

"Canterlot Hospital how may I help you." An employee said.

"We need help! There is an old mare and she's screaming!! There is Blood everywhere!! Were near Broadway Street!! Help!!!!

"Were on our way." The employee that answered the phone alerted the hospital."Everypony we have a problem!! Mare in distress at Broadway street!!"

Everypony got ready and Citrus heard the back garage door open. Two big stallions were hauling an ambulance cart with the alarm going off. Inside the cart were ponies ready to go help the fake mare. This was her chance Citrus got inside and went into a closet containing the pills she wanted. She grabbed as many as she could then she went to escape. The garage door was closing she tried to go under it but dropped her pills. She tried to grab them but...

*Crack!!*

Agh!! Ahh!! Ugh!!

The garage door that had a broken safety shut off switch crushed her with fifteen hundred pounds of pressure.

"Uhh.."

She was done for.

What happened to poor Citrus Nurse Redheart.

"On average a pony’s chest will collapse at about eight hundred pounds of pressure. Due to the pressure of the door, it crushed her ribcage. Fractured her ribs and punctured her lungs making it impossible for her to breathe. Causing her to die."

Citrus Blush was crushed. Hey somepony should...Call an ambulance.

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