1000 Ways To Die

Date: April 3, 2018
Location: Human World, Changeling Love Club

Welcome to Changeling Love Club. This club has two rules. Rule number one seduce someone you love. Rule number two get a room in the back and have some fun. Feather Bangs was here to follow all the rules. He had the looks, and he was cool with everyone. Only one problem he had his own doubts. His dick was not so big. In this club they have a saying if it's not big enough you might as well not come.

"Time to pull out. The Big One."

Feather Bangs whispered to himself. Since everyone in this club was obsessed with size, he had a plan. He went to the bathroom and got in one of the stalls. The Big One as he called it was a sausage that was twelve inches long. Why would he do this? Well, we got a sexologist human name Chrysalis who also owns this club that might know why.

"I remember this person in my club. Anyways I think a guy that does that is unbelievably unsure of himself and really insecure about who they are. Instead of saying here's who I really am. He's creating this fake penis and getting attention for it. If a woman is attracted to that what's going to happen next. Is he going to take them home and show her his sausage? I mean I've been around the ropes in the bed, and I have used ropes quite literally in the bed. Any size usually gets the job done. It's all about stamina and how long you can last. Don't forget about the foreplay."

He gets his sausage in position which is tying it on his left leg. He ties it down with some surgical tubing he also brought. Pulls his pants up and gets ready to party in this club. Once he left the bathroom girls were not looking at his dreamy eyes like usual. They were all looking below his waist and loved what they saw.

For four long hours every girl is either touching his sausage. Showing off their butts to him and even taking selfies next to his sausage tucked under his pants. Feather Bangs was used to attention, but he loved this attention way better. He is the man in this club.

Suddenly at the height of his triumph somethings is wrong. As another girl comes up to get a selfie with his sausage Feather bangs realizes somethings wrong. He feels like a bunch of scalpels are stabbing at his chest.

"Ahh!! Ah!!! Uhh!! Ohhh!!!"

The night of his life starts to blur.

*Plop!*

He fell to the ground with the girl under him.

"Ugh!! Get him off me!!" The girl shouted not pleased.

Some people help out and just think Feather Bangs maybe had a couple of drinks and passed out. However, in reality he was dead. What in the world happened? Chrysalis you know about the body as well tell us.

"Since this guy wrapped the surgical tubing to tight on his left leg, he got a clot. That leg is not getting any circulation. Finally, the clot will make its way slowly to the heart and into the lungs. This results to Pulmonary Embolism which is a blockage in one of the pulmonary arteries in your lungs and that can lead to death."

For Feather Bangs sized mattered. A little too much. For one night this tiny, tiny man had something between his legs...Something to die for.

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