1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 29, 2019
Location: Rambling Rock Ridge

"Come on you stupid dog before I sell you you're going to help me out first." A pony shouted heading to Whitetail Woods

I'd like you all to meet Magnet Bolt a pony who steals animals and sells them for bits. Usually, he steals dogs that can make puppies for a big payload. This dog he got yesterday was from Sweet Apple Acres. He got Applejack's dog Winona who wasn't fixed. How he captured her. Well while Winona was asleep, he put a metal collar around her neck. It didn't shock her but Magnet Bolt...Well his name should be a dead giveaway. He had a strong magnet in his bag attracted to that collar and Winona couldn't escape. They didn't stop her from trying but every try ended up with a yank from the neck and being dragged back to him.

Magnet Bolt brought Winona to Rambling Rock Ridge. "Stay put and keep guard I'm going to look for gems. You keep alert and make sure no Diamond Dogs get near me. Cause if I get caught so do you."

Magnet Bolt was going to dig for gems and took out a shovel. He began digging as Winona kept guard not liking it though. A couple of hours past and Magnet got a few gems but then he saw something. He saw a claw come out of a hole he just dug. He realized it was a Diamond Dog.

"Hey, you stupid dog I told you to keep guard! You're worthless." He shouted at Winona.

Winona whimpered luckily Magnet Bolt had a way of taking care of the Diamond Dog. He took out a stick out of his saddlebag. When Winona saw that she liked the look of that stick Fluttershy can you explain how dogs are like how they are now.

"We have bred canines from the original wolves and made them do specific tasks to what we want a canine to do. Such as fetch. Mostly dogs have been trained to do that. Dogs have evolved and most of us have them as pets, but it didn't start out that way. It started with simple relationship with a wolf to another to another and they evolved. It became so normal that nowadays many of us have dogs as pets and train them to do what we want them to do.”

Winona had been trained to know that a stick meant play time and to fetch it. Magnet took out a lighter lit up the stick and when he threw it Winona went after it. Winona got it in her mouth and the next step was to give it back to whoever threw it. She went back to Magnet Bolt who was covering his ears and had his eyes closed. Winona dropped the stick in her mouth right where he was standing, Then Winona saw the Diamond Dog, she hated keeping guard, but she didn't want to get this pony angry, so she went after the Diamond Dog scaring it underground. Magnet Bolt smelled smoke He looked down and saw the stick he threw was right beneath him.

"No, you stupid dog!!!! NO!!!!"

*BOOM!!!!*

Winona looked back and saw Magnet Bolt's limbs all over the place. What kind a stick was that? Oh, it was stick of dynamite. We have a pony named Bomber that knows about explosives.

"The basic chemical of a stick of dynamite is basically nitroglycerin and a compound to stabilize it which is diatomaceous earth or sawdust. A stick of dynamite has the force of two joules. A single joule is the equivalent of a one-ton cart coming at you at one hundred miles per hour. Basically, it will kill you."

"Winona!" A pony shouted.

It was Applejack and friends they went out looking for her. Winona ran to Applejack and jumped into her hoofs. The ponies looked around and realized what happened and smiled realizing that pony that stole Winona got what he deserved.

Before they left. Winona did something. This pony is always losing things. Winona saw his hoof on the ground picked it up and put it where Magnet Bolt used to be standing and used to be...Alive.

"Good Girl." Applejack said rubbing Winona's belly.

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