1000 Ways To Die

Date: February 8, 2019
Location: Human World, Carnal Bliss Strip Club

"Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it. The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious."

You hear that music. That music is playing at a Strip Club that's full of customer's ready to pay for a good time. There was one good stripper tonight named Frosty Orange or as many people know her as her stage name Jade. She can wrap herself around a pole like you couldn't believe.

"Alright boys who's ready for Jade. Let me hear ya!" The man working the music shouted.

All the men cheered as Frosty came out wearing under garments with the color Jade.

Frosty licked her lips as the saliva glossed her lips slightly. The room’s lights slowly increased with the music. Frosty begins to circle the pole and flaunt her ass, legs, and those boobs. Frosty loved when all eyes were on her but the more thing that aroused her was the dollar bills being thrown at her. She was aroused and her nipples were poking out of her bra. They looked like they could cut through ice.

"We got another girl here tonight going to perform with Jade let's hear it for Roxy!"

Roxy or her real name Sonata came out wearing black undergarments. She started dancing and the men started watching her. Frosty didn't like that especially when the men began to throw dollar bills at her. Frosty decided to get a bit on the action. She reaches out and starts squeezing Sonata's breasts making her moan. Frosty turned around and bent over, allowing Sonata to lightly buck her hips, gently patting her crotch against the other's ass.

"Oh Yeah!" Sonata moaned and when she realized she had a stain her black panties and she left the stage to quickly clean herself up.

Look like Frosty had won this cash bath. However, there was a problem. The man working the music was also watching those girls and was not paying attention to where his hands were going. As Frosty danced the man dropped his drink, he was drinking on the music table he was working on.

*Bzzzz*

"Oh shit!" He shouted.

It didn't shock him, but it made the strobe lights go off. The lights began to flash and flash as fast as they could.

"Blrr. Blagh. Blrr."

What's that noise?

*Plop!*

Oh, it's Frosty with blood coming out of her mouth and dropping dead on the stage. What happened you may be asking? Well, we got a human eye doctor here named Eye Drops to explain.

"In the visual cortex of the brain where vision and light are processed flickering from a stroke like in this case can cause a seizure. When she had a seizure the muscles of her jaw contracted. She bit down on her tongue which started to bleed profusely. She swallowed her tongue choked on it and she died.

Frosty knew how to shake it. She wanted everyone's eyes on her. She hated sharing the spotlight but when the lights were on her she seized up. Then...It was lights out.

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