1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 22, 2017
Location: Human World, Meat Lover's Store

Meaty opened his store and heard someone. It was someone stuck in the freezer. He quickly opened it.

"Oh my god! What's wrong with you!"

Will get to that later. Let's go back a bit to see who he is yelling at.

*Twelve Hours Ago*

Let me introduce you to Teddy. He was a football player that was a defender that would pretty much pummel you if you tried to get close to the quarterback. He had the muscles he had everything. He even had a hot cheerleading girlfriend as well. The one thing he loved to eat was meat. Every day he would go to Meat Lover's Store and eat as much as he could.

Meat Lover the owner was going through troubled times though. Today a bunch of vegan protestors were at his store. He had nothing against them until they began to vandalize his place. Every day they would come and not stop.

"Leave me alone!! If you're not here for food, go away!!" He shouted at them.

Teddy didn't care what they shouted at him as he entered the store, and the other customers felt the same as well. Teddy gave Meat Lover an idea. He whispered it in his ear and Meat Lover got a devilish smile on his face. He went to the freezer and took a big piece of meat.

He began to put on a show for the vegan lovers and cut the meat in front of them while they watched in horror the customer's he had cheered him on. It helped get rid of most of the vegan people and Meat Lover decided to give Teddy a treat he decided to make Teddy a special customer where he could come anytime and eat all the Meat he wanted.

All went well until Teddy couldn't get enough of Meat and decided to stay after hours and as Meat Lover closed his store for the day Teddy went to the freezer. However, the freezer door closed behind him, and the door couldn't be open on the inside. You would think the freezing temperature would kill him. You would be right, but luck was on Teddy's side. The Freezer was broken, and Meat Lover was going to fix it tomorrow.

"My sweet meat it's just you and me now." Teddy said to himself.

Teddy began to see what meat to eat. He couldn't open the freezer door. So, he ate the meat raw. He liked his meat on the rare side, so it wasn't a big difference. He should have passed on the rabbit sushi he was eating. A few hours after eating all that meat he began to hallucinate. The meat around him began to yell at him for eating them. He began to sweat profusely.

Ahh! Ahh!!! What's happening!!! Leave me alone!!!!" He shouted.

Then his mouth filled with foam

"Bfraaaa!!!!"

What's happening to him Nurse Red Heart?

"Teddy got infected with rabies. Rabies is a viral disease that causes acute inflammation of the brain called encephalitis. It can not only be gotten by being bit by a carrier the rabies virus can also live inside a dead carrier which is what this football player was eating. Foaming of the mouth occurs when the throat muscles start going into paralytic shock causing an inability to swallow."

Only a handful of people who contact rabies can tell their story because they live.

Back to where we left off

*Meaty Open's His Store*

Meaty opened his store and heard someone. It was someone stuck in the freezer. He quickly opened it. Out comes Teddy with his mouth foaming and yelling.

"BFRAAA!!!!"

"Oh my god! What's wrong with you!"

*Thwump*

Teddy fell to the ground...Dead.

Teddy loved to eat meat. He couldn't get enough. The creatures that he ate decided to bite back. Meat Lover threw away the meat in the freezer. The ambulance came and took away Teddy from that freezer and…put him in another.

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