1000 Ways To Die

Date: August 23, 2016
Location: Human World, Luxury Cinema

"Call someone who cares!!"

Suri was easy to hate. She would ruin your reputation steal your ideas and take all the credit to herself. Her phone almost all the time made this noise.

*Ring!! Ring!!*

She was always on her phone and not to text, play, or watch videos. No, it was all about talking to her business people talk about the latest fashion her frie- I mean that she made. Right now, she was on her way to watch a movie. She was on her phone talking to someone and skipped the line to get some popcorn and soda.

"Hey, I was in front." A kid said behind her.

"I'm on the phone!!" She shouted back at him and took the popcorn and soda the kid paid for.

"Karen." The kid whispered.

She went inside the room the movie was playing and she still wouldn't stop talking on the phone.

"Shhh." Someone shushed her.

"Oh, it's a just a preview!! Sorry, someone is being so inconsiderate. Now well talk about my new latest fashion idea tomorrow." Suri said finally getting off her phone.

The lights began to dim and the trailers of movies coming soon began to play.

*Ring!! Ring!!*

Oh no it's Suri's phone did she forget to silence it. Nope she picked it up and began to talk. Talking on her phone in the movie theater made her a person just to hate more. We got a human named Box Office who is a Movie Theater Usher who know all too well about people that hate getting their movie experience ruined.

"People take the movie theaters very seriously now. Nowadays going to the movies is very expensive especially if it's a movie that many people have waited a week maybe even a year to see. When their experience in the movie theater gets ruined many people get angry. Fights have defiantly broken out for many reasons it could be wrong person in the wrong designated seat, a kid crying, someone trying to eat someone else's popcorn, and someone talking on the phone which is usually the most common complaint we have gotten.”

The trailers were over, and the movie started.

"I told you what you have to pay!! Take it or leave it!!" Suri shouted in her phone.

Finally, one of the audience member had enough and walked up to her. "Shhhh. Quiet were trying to watch the movie."

"Well how can you watch the movie while you’re shouting at me huh!! Sit down you’re just blocking the view!!" Suri shouted back.

Another audience member tried to make her stop. "Shhhh. I'm on a date."

"Yeah, well Shhhh!! Yourself!! As I was saying I'm not changing the price you need to pay!! Oh, are you gonna cry!! Ha! Ha-

*Boom!!!*

"Oh shit!!" An audience member shouted. Seeing that Suri's phone just exploded right while she was talking to it holding it next to her head.

The movie stopped and many people began to scream at the gruesome sight. Blood was squirting out of Suri’s left ear. What the heck just happened. What year did this death take place. Oh, I see. 2016 is when the new Samsung Galaxy Note 7 came out. Many people bought it. The only problem. Randomly some of the phones began to explode. Sci-Twi what happened to Suri here.

" Because she used her phone so much it started overheating. Most people usually ignore when their phone is hot but because this phone had a fault in its battery that was a serious issue and the phone exploded. When that happened and the phone was near her ear. Shards of metal traveled up her ear canal. Broke through the inner ear and embedded inside her brain making blood squirt out of her ear and she died instantly."

Suri used her phone all day and night and was jerk to anyone on the phone and also off the phone. She didn't care where she used it. However, when her phone overheated, and she wouldn't put it down the phone exploded. At least the audience wasn't to devested that their movie was ruined. What happened to Suri literally ...Blew them away.

Way To Die #134: Please Silence Your Life