1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 3, 2018
Location: Manehattan, Plaza Hotel

Nice mane, nice body, and nice voice. This pony has been seen on stages all around Equestria. Let me introduce you to Songbird Serenade. She's at the top and was very famous. Right now, she was taking a break from touring and decided to rest. She came to Manehattan and booked a room in an expensive hotel on the top floor. She should be happy. Right. Well right now Songbird was feeling anything but happy. Even though she wasn't touring she still had to work tomorrow she was a super model as well. She had a photo shoot tomorrow.

She grabbed a pillow in her room and "Ahhhhh!!!!" Screamed in it.

She could never get a break and the worst thing that bothered her. She was hungry all the time. However, that's a problem. In her world of being famous if you're not thin you're out. She was so hungry and wished she could eat whatever she wanted. She went online to find any tip from other famous ponies that may help her with her problem. Nothing she found could help her. She couldn't take it anymore she developed a serious case of bulimia. Twilight tell us more about this disorder.

“Bulimia is a neurological and psychiatric disease with a lot of physiologic consequences to doing that. Many patients have a distortion of their body image and an obsessive desire to lose weight, in which bouts of extreme overeating are followed by depression and self-induced vomiting. They think it's the only way out."

Songbird called room service.

"Room service what can I get you."

"EVERYTHING!!" She shouted.

The pony was shocked at what she said but if she paid for it, he really couldn't say no.

Once room service came and left the food surrounded around her, she began to eat as much as she could. She stuffed her face with every food imaginable. She hoped that the empty feeling she had would go away. She kept on eating even when she felt full. She loved the taste of the food, but she wasn't planning on digesting it. Songbird tried to get to the bathroom. Emphasize on tried. Her stomach felt so much pain. It was no tummy ache. She ate way over the limit. Twilight explain what is happening.

"Our stomach can hold about thirty ounces of food. To about one hundred and twenty or one hundred and sixty ounces your stomach has reached its limit and if you keep eating your stomach is basically going to burst.”

Finally, Songbird made it to the bathroom got herself over to the toilet. Before she could jam her hoof down her throat. Her stomach blew up and all the bacteria from the food flowed into her body. She went to into kidney failure then into shock and...

*Splash!!*

Her face fell into the toilet, and she was dead. Songbird made her life by singing and showing off her looks. For all you models out there. There are some thing online to change pictures and some models use it to. Don't end up like Songbird. Hey, look on the Brightside. She's still popular. Headline: Songbird Serenade Found With Her Face In The Toilet.

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