1000 Ways To Die

Date: July 5, 2018
Location: Human World, Bab's House

The Human World just like Equestria always has its share of dummies. Of course, we already know that. Now one dummy that many people know about is Sonata. She was with her new friends today, Bab Seed, and Indigo Zap. Sonata being the oldest one out of all of them just bought something for tonight.

"Hey gals I got some booze!!" Sonata shouted bringing in a big case into Bab Seed's room.

"Ahh yeah!!" Zap and Bab cheered.

There about to get wasted but Zap had a game she wanted to play tonight. It was game called. Edward Forty Hands. Zap took out some duct tape and began to tape forty-ounce beer bottles on both hands of Sonata, and herself. Bab was going to be the judge of this competition. Bab took out a cigarette and started to smoke. "Time starts...Now!" she shouted.

Now I'm not sure how this game works but we have a human who works at a bar that does. Mr. Keg tell us the rules of this drinking game.

"Edward Forty Hands is pretty much drinking both bottles until they are empty and putting a lot of pressure on your bladder. The goal is to see how long a person can hold their pee. The winner gets a prize or just gets to gloat that they won. You get drunk and have a good time. It's a simple party game that many people play. I've seen many people play it and make a mess. Mostly the person that losses has to clean the mess they made."

Sonata and Zap kept drinking till finally Zap began to piss her pants.

"Ha! I see you peeing! I win!" Sonata shouted as she took another drink of one of her beer bottles. She was victorious.

"Alright you win. Hey, Bab, can you lend me one of your panties and pants. Also, take me to your bathroom."

'Sure." Bab picked went to her drawer and picked out some panties and pants for Zap. She spat out her cigarette and took Zap to the bathroom and closed the door to her room. Sonata stayed and was drunk but happy.

*Sizzzz*

Sonata then began to cough profusely.

“Cough!! Cough!!”

She realized Bab's room was filling up with smoke. How to this happen? Well, when Bab spat out her cigarette it rolled under her bed. The cigarette contacted with the highly flammable bed stuffing and Bab's room was now becoming a gas chamber. Sci-Twi how will this affect poor Sonata.

"Many beds are made of synthetic material that is flammable and when burned it may not start a fire since they've been manufactured to prevent that. However, they can't do anything about the smoke it's going to release. She breathed in the smoke and the lack of oxygen finally shut down all her body functions. She pretty much was in a self-made gas chamber."

Sonata tried to open the door but the bottles on her hand prevented her. She tried to use her teeth to get the duct tape off but being too drunk she couldn't.

“Cough!! Help!! Cough!!!!”

* Plop*

Finally, she fell to the ground and was dead. When Bab and Zap returned to Bab's room, they saw the smoke coming out and opened the door and realized that had one less dummy in their group.

"We got to call 911!!" Bab shouted grabbed her phone and left the room with Zap following.

Hey, Sonata, many people called you an airhead. Well at least it’s finally filled with something…Smoke.

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