Date: August 17, 2017
Location: Neigh Orleans, The Church Of Faust

A hurricane was going crazy in Neigh Orleans and was growing out of control. The Pegasi tried to contain it, but it was too strong. Not even the Wonderbolts could stop it. On a scale of one to ten this hurricane was a twelve. As thousands of relief workers poured in to aid the region, they had no idea that the storm also stirred up a lot of bad Juju. We got a pony named Calypso. She is a psychic and occult expert.

"Neigh Orleans is a place has a huge cult and attraction with vampires, voodoo, and the undead. After this hurricane hit a lot of the negative energy that came was from all the displaced corpses really did stir up some psychic phenomenon. It was very interesting even to me."

Many deaths occurred but here's one that you may not know about. Meet Swengallop. Used to be the manager of a pony named Coloratura. Now he is a just a pony trying to help others... Right. Well not really what he was not here to help anypony. He was here to help himself. Pretending to be a relief worker he was trying to find what he could smuggle from the crippled city. Then he found something that caught his eye. A church that looked destroyed.

"Jackpot." He said. He got inside by finding a window smashed and began to loot up his bag.

Stealing from the church is a new low. That's not going to sit well with Faust. Swengallop began grabbing the things made of gold and other things that ponies would pay many bits for. Swengallop realized this church was a goldmine. Pushing his luck, he decided to check the basement.

"Let's see what else they got." He went downstairs.

Once he got to the basement door. It was locked but with one swift kick it popped open. It was dark and he could barely see what was in front of him. He felt his way through and then he realized the basement was full of water. He kept going with his hooves completely under the water. Then he saw something in the dark a light switch.

"Sweet." He went to the switch and turned it on.

*Zaaaap!!!!!!*

"Ahhhh!!!!!!" Swengallop shouted and twitched as he was being electrocuted. He twitched and shouted until.

*Splash*

He fell face down in the water dead. He didn't know but the light switches power line was broken, and, in the water, he was walking in. A mare named Bright Glow knows how this would kill him.

"With a power line broken and in the water that is going to charge the water with about 440 volts. That is enough to kill a full grow pony. When he turned on the switch the electricity traveled through his hooves into his heart killing him. Many may think it's quick and painless. It's not. Getting shocked may take some time for you to die from it and it's painful."

Swengallop wanted to be rich once again and decided to steal from a church.

Faust from above said. "Your bad deed will not go unpunished."

His punishment...was Death.

Way To Die #137: Water Shock

Author's Note

The pun is playing off What a Shock.