1000 Ways To Die

Date: June 5, 2022
Location: Human World, 30,000 Feet Above The Atlantic Ocean

Airline travel is simple. You get on a plane and you go where you want to go. Most of the time at least. This flight was in the air and everything going smoothly.

"I want another pillow!!!"

Well it was until this bitch decided to throw a tantrum. Say hello to Principal- actually it's just Abacus Cinch now. She lost her job and is going to another country to start a new life. She should have changed her attitude first.

"Mam I'll get you one just give me a moment." One of the flight attendants said.

"Hurry the fuck up!!!" Cinch shouted.

Angry passengers aren't anything new. In fact we have a flight attendant named Gentle Flight that knows all about it.

"Many passengers get rude because of many problems during flying. They complain about the time, baby's crying, not getting served quickly enough, and sometimes they just act that way because that's how they are. Only thing we can do is deescalate the situation and keep smiling. If it gets to serious then we have to call the police."

Abacus was making this flight a living hell. She complained about the food she got, "It's to cold. Last time it was to hot!"

The time. "Can this plane go any slower!

The passenger next to her snoring. "Hey sleeping beauty your snoring so loud!

One attendant had enough and when Abacus asked for something else. She decided to fight back. "Those lips are flapping, and I'm not listening, thank you so much."

"Oh burned!" One of the passengers shouted.

Abacus wasn't going to take that before everyone knew it there was a fight between the attendant and Abacus and fist were flying. Many passenger tried to get away from the commotion other people were trying to get near it..

Then the intercom came on "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking: We're gonna have a slight drop, just a little Turbulence. Please, fasten your seatbelts."

Even though the passengers were enjoying the fight they heard the warning. In the end the attendant lost and went back to the seat she had and fastened her seat belt.

"Ha! You see nothing can stop me! I'm at the top! I am the best!" Abacus gloated.

*Creek*

"Anyone else got a problem with that!"

Abacus had the passengers ready to blow their tops, and then...

*Pow!!!*

The plane’s roof beat them to it.

"Ahhh!!!!" Every passenger shouted.

What happened to the plane. Well Cherry Berry who has flown a lot of plane knows. " What would cause the roof to crack in this particular case was the bonding that was used in between the skins of the roof. Overtime, the bonding process didn't stick, and moister got in, moister created corrosion, the corrosion created cracks. Because of pressurization, it just ripped the roof open. Anyone who isn't seated with a seatbelt, you're going to be sucked, literally, right out of the airplane."

When Abacus was sucked outside the plane, she was hit by a lethal triple whammy of 500 miles per hour of skin-shredding winds, a body freezing temperature of minus 67 degrees, and less oxygen than the top of Mount Everest. She was dead before she hit the water.

Luckily the plane landed and all the other passengers were safe.

Abacus hated everyone. She wanted to get to her new life faster. Well the closest exit was... Right above her head.

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