1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 4, 2019
Location: Human World, Platinum Bank

A simple trip to the bank should be easy. Sometimes it's frustrating. Wiz Kid is about to make a widthdraw. He made sure the scarf around his neck was placed just right so it wouldn't fall and walked into the bank. There was a line but he waited taking deep breaths. He seemed to be on edge. Something was wrong with him. He was last in line and once everyone was done it was his turn.

The women behind the counter realized he didn't look like any ordinary customer but she smiled a spewed out what she said to every customer. "Hi there sir how can I help you?"

Wiz Kid finally took off his scarf and showed a collar he had on. "I have a problem. This collar around my neck a thief put on me and he has a remote. It's a bomb and if I don't fill this bag with money and give it to him he said he'll blow my head off."

"Okay. Okay just give me a sec." The women was shocked but began filling his bag with cash.

You think that this robbery is strange. It's not really that uncommon. The chief of police Shining Armor has herd many stories.

"Most bank robberies today are done by demand. The written note is very popular, because surveillance has become better. The people use this strategy remain unnoticed. Another way is the hostage way which is forcing someone to do the dirty work for you so if they get into trouble they can get away and the hostage pays for the crime."

After the woman filled the bag with money. Wiz Kid saw that it was a small amount.

"This isn't enough. If they see this they're going to kill me. Go to the back vault and get more."

Wiz Kid was worried but an interesting fact is. Wiz kid was working alone and was not a hostage. With his expertise he made a bomb that was around his neck and came up with this crazy plan. No one would get in his way and if they thought he was a hostage he would get off scott free. He put a block of c4 on his neck and was ready to do whatever necessary to get the cash.

All of sudden Wiz kid heard police sirens. Someone had called the cops. They cops entered with guns drawn and the women ran off.

"Sir put your hands up!!" One police shouted.

"Look I have a bomb around my neck!! I'm being held hostage please!!" Wiz Kid shouted trying to still act as a hostage.

"Just stay calm." Another police said trying to calm the situation.

The freaked out women was finally outside. She popped the lock of her car with her keys and then...

*Kaboom!!!!*

Wiz Kid's head popped of his shoulders. How did the bomb activate. The women didn't know but her keyless entry system was on the same frequency as the ignition on Wiz Kid's homemade bomb. It sent an electrical signal to the blasting cap, and Wiz Kid was a goner. The bomb exploded taking Wiz Kid's head with it.

"Cancel the bomb squad send in the meat wagon."

Roger that cop.

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