1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 5, 2015
Location: Winsome Falls

"Ruff! Ruff!"

Who's that barking. That is a pony in the middle of the woods acting like a dog for some reason. This is Electric Sky. She was out of her mind right now. Hallucinating and had been running around the woods for about three hours now. She had a couple of mushrooms to eat and now she was wandering further and further into the woods. Electric Sky was higher than a kite, or pegasus. Nurse Red Heart. Tell us what drugs was doing to this pony.

"When this mare ate the mushrooms there was probably a compound called psilocybin present in them, and your body converts that to psilocin. This is actually what's responsible for the hallucinogenic effect. It resets the neurons of the brain. Your sense, taste, smell, and sight are completely out of whack. This can lead to serious issues. Serious Injuries can occur, or even death.

Electric Sky went to a bush and asked a question.

"What's wrong with me….Ha! Ha! Ha!" Oh, that's a funny joke bush.

To anypony not tripping out on mushrooms Electric Sky would appear to be completely insane. Celestia finally lowered the sun and Luna raised the moon. It was dark and Electric Sky was still high. She found her way to Winsome Falls, a beautiful place to see. However, Electric Sky saw and heard another beautiful sight.

"Yes! Yes! Harder!"

A group ponies dressed as humans near a campfire having an orgy. These ponies are part of a group called Human Believers. We have a pony part of the group called Lyra who could tell us more about it.

"Us Human Believers look for any type of evidence that humans exist. There is just too much evidence out there that you can't just turn your head and say they don't exist. Now another interesting thing about the group is we do have fantasies of getting down and dirty with a human. In fact, my marefriend and I have role played in suits to spice up our sex life. If a pony came out of nowhere and tried to join an orgy they would mostly not be allowed to join. Only known ponies of the group can join or guest that have a pass for one day can join."

To Electric Sky sex seemed like a good idea. She saw a brown-haired man with a blond woman and decided to get a piece. She began touching the brown-haired man, but blondie didn't like it.

"Hey, hands off my man!" she shouted as the brown-haired man rammed her from behind. Smacking her butt.

Electric Sky backed off. Then she saw two brown haired girls sharing a double dildo. She grabbed both off their butts.

"Beat it pony! Humans only!' One of the girls shouted.

It seemed like Electric Sky was not going to get lucky. Until she spotted him. A muscular sexy man looking right at her. In reality it was a black bear on two paws. The Human Believer group saw it and ran off. While Electric Sky went up to the bear and grabbed its penis. The bear didn't like that one bit. He liked his own kind, not ponies.

The Beat scratched Electric Sky with his paws and bit her side.

"Ahh!!! Oh Shit!!!"

The bear realized he may like this pony. The way her flesh tasted that is. The bear ate Electric Sky from the bottom to the top.

*Rwar!!!*

Letting out a loud noise of joy for this feast. To Electric Sky it was a living hell. The bear was eating her, and she was still alive. She felt every bite, scratch, and pain.

“Fuckin Help me!!!!”

In the end after the bears feast, she was nothing but a skeleton.

Let's recap. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on drugs when you try to have sex with a bear...Any questions?

Way To Die #148: Em-Bear-Assed