1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 6, 2019
Location: Human World, Saddle Lake

Ah the great outdoors. It's a nice day outside and everyone was at Saddle Lake. Today was very special though. Today there was a fishing competition going on and everyone was trying to catch a big fish. One girl called Velvet Sky had her eye on the prize. The prize was 20,000 dollars. She had a good rod and perfect bait. The only problem is she sucked at fishing. She couldn't even catch a cold. Every other person was catching fish after fish, weighing them and throwing the small ones back in the water. Velvet Sky was angered. She had been on this pier for hours and not even a nibble.

"Come on you damn fish!" She shouted.

Cast after cast the only thing that she reeled in one time was a girl's top.

"Hey, give that back!" Sunset shouted covering her breast while the boys whistled, and some got bloody noses.

She threw it back, and all she could reel in was frustration. Velvet Sky was about to give up until a hooded guy hiding his face saw her problem. Seeing she was having trouble he decided he could make a quick buck.

"Hey, you having trouble catching fish. I got something that might help you." The hooded guy said.

"What do you have that can help me?" Velvet asked.

The hooded man reached into his pocket and took out some weird looking types of rocks in a bottle. "This is some bait that fish will enjoy. Use this stuff and the competition that everyone is trying to win. You will blow them out of the water. It'll cost you though."

Velvet Sky was reluctant but decided to see how much cash she had. She searched her bag. She only had 30 dollars, but then she also saw something else she had. "I got an idea." She whispered to herself. She turned around back to the hooded man and had two things in her hands. "I have thirty dollars, but I also have my blue panties you can have I've worn them just today.

The hooded man smiled. "Thirty dollars and some panties will give you anything you need." He handed over her the bait and took off.

She looked at the weird bait the man gave her. She put it on her hook with a little bit of trouble. Finally, once it was on, she cast offed and waited. She thought she just got scammed until five seconds later.

*RRRRR!!*

Her fishing rod made a noise.

"I got a bite!" She shouted.

The fish she caught was small, but at least she was catching some. She threw it back in the water. If she wanted to win the competition, she needed something bigger. She put more bait in her hook. In a matter of seconds...

*RRRRR!!*

The fishing rod made its noise. Velvet reeled it in. When she looked at the fish, she realized something was strange. That was the same fish she threw back in the water. She threw it further away, but she saw it in the water. It kept coming back. She sighed, but then she saw a huge fish in the water next to her. She grabbed the small fish and decided to let it flop on the pier. She got her sweet bait and threw it near the big fish.

*RRRRRRR!!!!*

Her fishing rod made a big noise. This fish was a fighter. She fought against its force. She reeled it in with all her might. Finally, after minutes of fighting she gave one last terrific pull.

*Splash!*

The fish came out flying in the air. Then...

*Whack!!!*

"Agh! Ack! Ah!" Velvet began to choke as the fish landed right in her wide-open mouth.

The fish lodged itself in her throat. She tried to pull it out, but there was no such luck. We got a human named Line Sinker who could tell us why this fish wasn't able to come out.

"The outside of a fish is composed of thousands of scales. They are like individual plates. One the outside of the plates are bony spines. Those will dig into anything that grabs hold. Sadly, for this girl it was her windpipe. No matter how much she would pull that fish would not let go."

Finally, after a minute of struggling and pulling. "Ach! Ack!"

*Plop*

Velvet Sky fell to the ground. With a fish still moving in her mouth and the fish she threw on the pier went back in the water. The hooded man actually sold her not bait. He sold her crack. That's why the fish loved it. Velvet Sky finally learned something today. When a hooded man offers you some weird bait for thirty dollar and some panties you wore. Keep your mouth shut…Or a fish will do it for ya.

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